Lost Weekend

[lilmissnever]

You don't want to know about my weekend. You have absolutely no interest in the carefully reconstructed timeline of Groundhog Day or late-night sushi or trying to clean the filthy, filthy kitchen floor mats in my Concrete Bunker, the porn at Agent Provocateur, my epic grouchiness at having missed aerials class, or what I think of Amy Chua's Day of

Comments

[perligata]

Did this guy happen to have long blond hair? I wasn't there, but y'know, at the last MEAT vs. DG there was a guy dancing around shirtless in leather pants, and he kept grabbing his nostrils and pulling them up in a sort of ad-hoc pigface. He also kept fondling and pulling on his (pierced) nipples. The whole time I watched (in horror) I kept hearing this voice in my head that said: But mommy, I wanna play on suspension hooks tooooo! Pull my nipple!

If your penis man is not the same as my pigface man, I think we have got a serious problem on our hands. (Figurative hands! 'Cause like: Ew!)

[elusis]

That man's girlfriend hit on both me and dali_drama, trying to entice us into threesomes. FAIL.

[fightingwords]

same guy.

[perligata]

I wonder if it worked on anyone? OINK!

[rivetpepsquad]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, *that* guy was apparently trying to use his supposed girlfriend to pick up on a friend of mine! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA