Lost Weekend

[lilmissnever]

You don't want to know about my weekend. You have absolutely no interest in the carefully reconstructed timeline of Groundhog Day or late-night sushi or trying to clean the filthy, filthy kitchen floor mats in my Concrete Bunker, the porn at Agent Provocateur, my epic grouchiness at having missed aerials class, or what I think of Amy Chua's Day of

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I thought he looked kind of like Groovie Mann, actually

[jwz]

Re: I thought he looked kind of like Groovie Mann, actually

[perligata]

Oh my god. The belly and the long hair? It is totally the same guy!

Did he also dance kind of like a satyr might?

I am laughing through my projectile vomit.

Re: I thought he looked kind of like Groovie Mann, actually

[jwz]

It is definitely the same guy.

Which is good, I guess?

Re: I thought he looked kind of like Groovie Mann, actually

[perligata]

I can scarcely imagine the nightmare of more than one.

Do you have a larger version of that image? I have an inexplicable desire to print it out and hang it up in random places, like women's bathrooms. As a warning.

[ammonoid]

Thank you so much for this mental image. Why is it the nights I skip NWC all my friends go?

[msjen]

I feel rather lucky to have dodged this particular bullet, no matter how many people I know were there.

YIKES

[ammonoid]

You've been dodging a lot of bullets lately. When are you going to go out again?

[ilcylic]

It is moments like this in which I am grateful that I live 1100 miles away from your freakish city, my darling.

[latemodel]

Ahhhh god that guy was scary! And I only saw the first (nipple-pulling) appearance.

I regard BaGG as the ghetto to which we relegate such people. Sadly, Cat Club does not have the hard boundaries (wall, canals, etc.) and controls (checkpoints) required for a proper European-style ghetto. In their absence, we'll have to stick to the American system. In this vein, I heartily encourage us all to feign condescending acceptance. "What do you mean? I don't have any problem with nose-pulling freaks. Some of my best friends are nose-pulling freaks!"

Failing that, we'll have to encourage crack trafficking at BaGG. I mean, I don't think we can get MUNI to underfund transit...

[rivetpepsquad]

BaGG moved long ago from Cats to Glas Kat, yo.

[sfmusiconline]

why for did no one tell myself or anyone else on staff that night? We don't tolerate people whose behavior interferes with other's good time, and well, what he was doing was definitely doing that...

You especially, know to come tell me when something like that is going on...

[lilmissnever]

I thought about this on my walk home and I haven't been able to come up with a satisfactory reason for why I didn't simply have this man thrown out of the club. I think that part of it may have been a conviction that this was clearly someone else's problem. JWZ was standing right there. He saw the horror. He was aware that this man had taken his Masterlocked penis out in the middle of his nightclub. Someone even turned to JWZ and asked, "Hey, doesn't the DNA have rules about that sort of thing?"

A slightly more terrifying theory is that I didn't have him kicked out because I was already imagining the livejournal post I would write.

[jwz]

I did not see (or hear about) his piggy ween. I would have done something about that.

I was surprised that Skip & Shindog didn't have him tossed -- they've tossed people for far less serious fashion infractions.

It being their party, it's kinda their call whether "standing around being hideous" is, in itself, enough reason to get kicked out.

[fightingwords]

A slightly more terrifying theory is that I didn't have him kicked out because I was already imagining the livejournal post I would write.

I resemble that remark.