Lost Weekend

[lilmissnever]

You don't want to know about my weekend. You have absolutely no interest in the carefully reconstructed timeline of Groundhog Day or late-night sushi or trying to clean the filthy, filthy kitchen floor mats in my Concrete Bunker, the porn at Agent Provocateur, my epic grouchiness at having missed aerials class, or what I think of Amy Chua's Day of

Comments

[sfmusiconline]

why for did no one tell myself or anyone else on staff that night? We don't tolerate people whose behavior interferes with other's good time, and well, what he was doing was definitely doing that...

You especially, know to come tell me when something like that is going on...

[lilmissnever]

I thought about this on my walk home and I haven't been able to come up with a satisfactory reason for why I didn't simply have this man thrown out of the club. I think that part of it may have been a conviction that this was clearly someone else's problem. JWZ was standing right there. He saw the horror. He was aware that this man had taken his Masterlocked penis out in the middle of his nightclub. Someone even turned to JWZ and asked, "Hey, doesn't the DNA have rules about that sort of thing?"

A slightly more terrifying theory is that I didn't have him kicked out because I was already imagining the livejournal post I would write.

[jwz]

I did not see (or hear about) his piggy ween. I would have done something about that.

I was surprised that Skip & Shindog didn't have him tossed -- they've tossed people for far less serious fashion infractions.

It being their party, it's kinda their call whether "standing around being hideous" is, in itself, enough reason to get kicked out.

[fightingwords]

A slightly more terrifying theory is that I didn't have him kicked out because I was already imagining the livejournal post I would write.

I resemble that remark.

[rivetpepsquad]

because I was already imagining the livejournal post I would write

That was a suspicion I had.

However, we are all the better for it having been written by you! Aren't we, Internetz?