Note: This update contains a few naughty words, adultery, too much woohoo and oodles of images!
Featuring sims by:
simpurity ||
panda_michie ||
quellasims ||
legacyfreak Previous Updates:
1.1 ||
1.2 ||
1.3 ||
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1.5 2.0 ||
2.1
Well, I know this was keeping you up at night with worry... but Wash got his grove back.
Hector (
legacyfreak) walked by and just couldn't resist giving him a treat.
Life continued on much as it had before. Jayne got another promotion!
He and Harper (
quellasims) carried on the tradition of being inappropriate
While Oscar (
panda_michie) continuted to wallow in self-pity and misery
Before they knew it, it was Victor's birthday!
A fairly even keel fellow, I'd say :)
Wash: "Feed me Seymore, feeeeeeed meeeeeeee!"
lil_pixiedevil: Hey Oscar, how about working on that painting some more?
Oscar: "How about, no."
Oh, pfffffft! Nice one, Bekah XD
It's a girl!
AND SHE HAS BEKAH'S EYES!!!
Bekah: "OMG! She does?!"
I didn't know eye genetics could skip a generation, but they did!
Harper: "Meh, I don't see what all the fuss is about..."
Harper: LOL! J/K :D
Harper: "Wait... no, I'm really pissed..."
lil_pixiedevil: About the baby's eye colour?! *is incredulous*
Harper: "..about the awful wet-dog smell!"
lil_pixiedevil: Geez, whacko hormones much?! *backs away slowly*
She and Jayne go off to celebrate the birth of their daughter in the Brie fashion
And finally... meters in the red... Wednesday arrived so I replaced the door and woke Oscar.
I was curious to see what he'd run off to do first, so I just sat back and watched.
To my surprise, he was not quick to wake up, but Bekah was quick to rush in.
But not to see her beloved Oscar as you might suppose, but critize the good awful stench he gave off.
Being the neat freak that she is, Bekah began to clean up at once.
When Oscar finally woke, he did not rush to Bekah, or to the bathroom, but instead to the crib of his tiny new granddaughter.
And promptly wet himself
After a long shower and a bite to eat, he started coming around, but it was clear he was not himself. So much time had passed, and they'd all grown apart. He was surprised to see that his Bekah was even more beautiful than he'd remembered.
Victor introduced himself and told his grandfather that he'd like to take over the old studio if that was ok with him. Oscar said that he never wanted to step foot in that room again!
WEDNESDAY!
Roll 2.1 - Raging Nymphomaniac: The eldest fertile female sim in the house must attempt to Try for Baby with every single male (npc/walkby/the headmaster/etc) that comes to the lot. While the sim is pregnant they must woohoo, upon birth they must continue attempting to Try for Baby till the week is up.
0_0 WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!?
For some reason, Harper didn't feel quite herself after giving birth to Echo. She was just so, horny! She knew that Jayne wanted to wait for a bit before trying for another baby, but she wanted one NOW! If Jayne wouldn't help her out, that she'd find another willing participant.
She decided to test the waters with her partner from work, Komei. At first he was all, "Nuh-uhh girlfriendddddd!"
But it wasn't long till she had his attention
While the rest of her family was occupied, Harper took Komei around back to the hot tub.
Komei: "Like a boss."
She snuck him up to her room and to do it again, but...
they were found out!
Jayne was furious with her, but Harper pleaded with him to forgive her as she tried to explain why it had happened.
Poor Oscar couldn't believe how his family was falling apart. Why, oh why did he stay away so long?
During the following days, everyone strove for normalcy, but things had changed.
They didn't all eat together anymore
And Victor completely immersed himself in his schoolwork
When he wasn't kicking his grandpa's ass in SSX
But Harper was driven to distraction by her desire for another baby
When Pierce came to work the next day, Harper thought she'd give him a try..
..but he wouldn't even give her the time of day!
She shuddered to think about how low she was stooping to get what she wanted and hated herself more than a little.
Jayne threw himself into work and often came home late and a exhausted. His new position was more demanding, but he didn't mind. He was grateful for the distraction.
Oscar was back in the saddle so to speak in no time.
Victor's grades were on the ups, but he kept the information to himself and silently strove to do better.
He was extremely angry with himself that he hadn't gotten an 'A+'.
Harper attempted to talk to Jayne, but he couldn't believe her nerve.
He was still to shocked and hurt to even look at her
Harper died a little inside everytime she saw the hurt on Jayne's face. If only he could understand, she thought.
Some random townie in an obvious mid-life crisis strolled past the house, and Harper invited him to come in and ~*relax*~. Since Jayne had gone to bed upstairs, she went to wait for her guest in Bekah and Oscar's room.
She settled herself on the bed to wait for her guest, and was soon joined by Oscar.
lil_pixiedevil: WAIT! OSCAR?!? NOT ON MY WATCH!! GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!1!
lil_pixiedevil: That's better... continue.
When she really looked at him in the light, she saw how old he actually was.
She called it off. Like he could even get it up at his age, let alone get her pregnant!!
The townie called her a tease and stomped out of the house.
She joined the family for dinner then, and promptly gave into her exhaustion.
"Poor dear", Bekah thought, "she's worn out from all that whoring around! Well, a grilled cheese facial won't do a thing to help, believe me! I've tried it!"
With his reputation restored, and his previous mistakes long forgotten, Oscar was promoted at work.
Victor got that A+ he'd been working so hard for.
And little Echo had her first birthday!
Wash: *interrupts* "Love, please!"
Cutieee :D
Very even keel, just like her brother, but a little more outgoing.
Like I said, not demanding at all.
Jayne and Harper had slowly been talking and spending time together again, and one night inspite of the problems they still had to get through, gave into ACR their desire.
It didn't take away the hurt the memories caused
but it was the start of them finding their way back together.
Harper's hormones, however, raged on unchecked.
Due to all the turmoil and activity around the house I forgot to pay the bills were not paid and a fellow with a nightmare-inducing face showed up to reposess Bekah's lipstick.
Harper learned well from Oscar's mistake and sidestepped what could've been a major pitfall for her career.
Victor, while a little forgotten in the chaos, continued to be adorable.
Oscar and Harper, however, continued to stalk each other creepily.
Oscar, at least, had the good sense to feel guilty about it though.
Victor: "So, the kids at school said that you've been asking all the boy grown-ups to give you a baby!"
Harper: "..."
"Why she wants another one when she doesn't take care of the one she's got is beyond me!" Bekah thought angrily.
Ugh!! Thank god she was at work when this looker walked by! *shudder*
She came home with the flu that day...
but that didn't stop her from chatting up this guy.
While Jayne was busying being a good father to their daughter...
Harper was propositioning the townie
Bekah, looked at her handsome husband and realized that it'd been far to long since they'd been together. Years in fact!
She decided to remedy that.
Afterward, she went upstairs and played a little chess with her son. "You don't think that Harper is still cheating on me, do you?" Jayne asked his mother.
Meanwhile, Harper had managed to get the guy to the bedroom, but he got creeped out and left.
Suspiciously, Ocscar came down with the flu too.
lil_pixiedevil: *shifty eyes*
Cheefully severing your rival's head with a platter of steaming grilled cheese sandwiches? +2,500 points!
Bekah quietly realized that she was no longer in love with Oscar. There was just so much distance between them, and she'd have to be blind not to notice the way he looked at Harper.
So while everyone headed off the next day, Oscar and Harper stayed home sick.
They became besties while bonding over their mutual yet highly inappropriate admiration and attraction for each other.
MOAR TO COME!!