Gives nose/forehead kisses Jason when he’s super drunk because he is the EPITOME of a handy, affectionate drunk. Gets jealous the most hooooo boy. They’re both pretty terrible, but Jason’s a little worse. Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive Steve, obvs. And then Jason keeps trying to get Steve to pull over so they can fool around and he’s usually pretty successful. Takes care of on sick days Jason! He’s a way better caregiver than he lets on. Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Steve. Gives unprompted massages Maybe Jason, but I can’t honestly see either of them doing it lol. Drives/rides shotgun Ha. Well. One of them died before he could even get a permit and the other one only sort of knows how to drive, soooo they switch off. Brings the other lunch at work They’re both pretty terrible at remembering to eat, so they kind of have to look after each other. Has the better parental relationship HAHAHAHA. obviously Steve. He can’t fight with his parents; they’re dead. (Which
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Fics I want now: Handsy drunk Jason BOTH OF THEM BEING SUPER JEALOUS AND RIDICULOUS caretaker!Jason/ANYONE SICK anything where Jason goads Steve into throwing him on the bed
Gives nose/forehead kisses Both! They're totally nauseating. Gets jealous the most Harley when Wally starts flirting with everything that moves, although she's kind of a hypocrite in that respect. Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive lol, definitely Wally. Takes care of on sick days Harley! There... might be a nurse outfit involved. How much decent nursing she does is questionable, but she certainly tries. Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Neither one of them has to drag the other because they both love the beach, but there is a lot of sunscreen involved because, you know, pale Irish people in the sun alert. Gives unprompted massages Lollll Harley. Wally doesn't have the heart to tell her that they're terrible. Drives/rides shotgun If Wally can keep Harley from driving any vehicle, he will. He usually bribes her by offering to scoop her up and take her anywhere she wants, and usually that works. Brings the other lunch at work Wally! Because he can find her anywhere! And because the JLA
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I can imagine that! I love the idea of them just being this totally sugar sweet couple, who make absolutely sure to be adorable wherever they go.
Gives unprompted massages Lollll Harley. Wally doesn't have the heart to tell her that they're terrible.
WALLY <33333
Brings up having kids Harley! Which Wally oscillates between being terrified of and kind of entertained. (Which lbr is probably his reaction to Harley in general :'))
HAHAHAHA THE IDEA OF THEM HAVING KIDS IS HILARIOUS. MAINLY I'M JUST IMAGINING BRUCE'S FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE NEWS AND CACKLING HYSTERICALLY. XDDD
HAHAHAHA THE IDEA OF THEM HAVING KIDS IS HILARIOUS. MAINLY I'M JUST IMAGINING BRUCE'S FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE NEWS AND CACKLING HYSTERICALLY. XDDD lollllll they'd be like Wally's twins in preboot canon only EVEN MORE HYPER. :D
Gives nose/forehead kisses Dickieeee. Although Jason’s a pretty handsy drunk, too. Gets jealous the most Jason’s more obvious about it (like, to the point where Tim keying Jade’s car looks totally normal), but Dick gets super jealous, too. He’s just… an oblivious idiot most of the time that that’s what’s happening. (lol have I mentioned how excited I am for when Bruce shows up? I'm so excited.) Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive lol STEPH OR BARB, PROBABLY. Takes care of on sick days Jayyyyyy. Dick’s totally useless with sick people, but Jason makes a mean cup of chicken noodle soup. Drags the other person out into the water on beach day loll probably Dick. Gives unprompted massages Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die. Drives/rides shotgun Dick drives until Jason finally gets his own car, then they tend to switch off. Brings the other lunch at work Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices
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(lol have I mentioned how excited I am for when Bruce shows up? I'm so excited.
I'M A BIT AFRAID ALSO THOUGH.
Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die.
Hngh I love that shit.
Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices from the candy store. lolol I looooove thisssss
Dick. growing up, he always convinced Jason to dress correspondingly to his Halloween costume.
That's sooooo themmmmmm <3______<3
He totally puts his whole heart into getting something for Dick and then he gets EMBARRASSED and takes it back and just gets him something shiny instead.
I'M A BIT AFRAID ALSO THOUGH. SSH IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. & anyway at the rate we're writing random backstory-ish stuff we'll never actually get there lol ;p
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Steve Rogers/Jason Todd
(If you really don't want to I'll pick another pairing. Almost certainly another Jason Todd pairing.)
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Gives nose/forehead kisses Jason when he’s super drunk because he is the EPITOME of a handy, affectionate drunk.
Gets jealous the most hooooo boy. They’re both pretty terrible, but Jason’s a little worse.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive Steve, obvs. And then Jason keeps trying to get Steve to pull over so they can fool around and he’s usually pretty successful.
Takes care of on sick days Jason! He’s a way better caregiver than he lets on.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Steve.
Gives unprompted massages Maybe Jason, but I can’t honestly see either of them doing it lol.
Drives/rides shotgun Ha. Well. One of them died before he could even get a permit and the other one only sort of knows how to drive, soooo they switch off.
Brings the other lunch at work They’re both pretty terrible at remembering to eat, so they kind of have to look after each other.
Has the better parental relationship HAHAHAHA. obviously Steve. He can’t fight with his parents; they’re dead. (Which ( ... )
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LOLOL on Titanic, that makes so much sense
Fics I want now:
Handsy drunk Jason
BOTH OF THEM BEING SUPER JEALOUS AND RIDICULOUS
caretaker!Jason/ANYONE SICK
anything where Jason goads Steve into throwing him on the bed
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Gets jealous the most Harley when Wally starts flirting with everything that moves, although she's kind of a hypocrite in that respect.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive lol, definitely Wally.
Takes care of on sick days Harley! There... might be a nurse outfit involved. How much decent nursing she does is questionable, but she certainly tries.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Neither one of them has to drag the other because they both love the beach, but there is a lot of sunscreen involved because, you know, pale Irish people in the sun alert.
Gives unprompted massages Lollll Harley. Wally doesn't have the heart to tell her that they're terrible.
Drives/rides shotgun If Wally can keep Harley from driving any vehicle, he will. He usually bribes her by offering to scoop her up and take her anywhere she wants, and usually that works.
Brings the other lunch at work Wally! Because he can find her anywhere! And because the JLA ( ... )
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Gives nose/forehead kisses Both! They're totally nauseating.
I can imagine that! I love the idea of them just being this totally sugar sweet couple, who make absolutely sure to be adorable wherever they go.
Gives unprompted massages Lollll Harley. Wally doesn't have the heart to tell her that they're terrible.
WALLY <33333
Brings up having kids Harley! Which Wally oscillates between being terrified of and kind of entertained. (Which lbr is probably his reaction to Harley in general :'))
HAHAHAHA THE IDEA OF THEM HAVING KIDS IS HILARIOUS. MAINLY I'M JUST IMAGINING BRUCE'S FACE WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE NEWS AND CACKLING HYSTERICALLY. XDDD
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lollllll they'd be like Wally's twins in preboot canon only EVEN MORE HYPER. :D
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Gives nose/forehead kisses Dickieeee. Although Jason’s a pretty handsy drunk, too.
Gets jealous the most Jason’s more obvious about it (like, to the point where Tim keying Jade’s car looks totally normal), but Dick gets super jealous, too. He’s just… an oblivious idiot most of the time that that’s what’s happening. (lol have I mentioned how excited I am for when Bruce shows up? I'm so excited.)
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive lol STEPH OR BARB, PROBABLY.
Takes care of on sick days Jayyyyyy. Dick’s totally useless with sick people, but Jason makes a mean cup of chicken noodle soup.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day loll probably Dick.
Gives unprompted massages Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die.
Drives/rides shotgun Dick drives until Jason finally gets his own car, then they tend to switch off.
Brings the other lunch at work Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices ( ... )
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I'M A BIT AFRAID ALSO THOUGH.
Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die.
Hngh I love that shit.
Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices from the candy store. lolol I looooove thisssss
Dick. growing up, he always convinced Jason to dress correspondingly to his Halloween costume.
That's sooooo themmmmmm <3______<3
He totally puts his whole heart into getting something for Dick and then he gets EMBARRASSED and takes it back and just gets him something shiny instead.
AWW BABY ;_______;
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SSH IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. & anyway at the rate we're writing random backstory-ish stuff we'll never actually get there lol ;p
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