Gives nose/forehead kisses Dickieeee. Although Jason’s a pretty handsy drunk, too. Gets jealous the most Jason’s more obvious about it (like, to the point where Tim keying Jade’s car looks totally normal), but Dick gets super jealous, too. He’s just… an oblivious idiot most of the time that that’s what’s happening. (lol have I mentioned how excited I am for when Bruce shows up? I'm so excited.) Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive lol STEPH OR BARB, PROBABLY. Takes care of on sick days Jayyyyyy. Dick’s totally useless with sick people, but Jason makes a mean cup of chicken noodle soup. Drags the other person out into the water on beach day loll probably Dick. Gives unprompted massages Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die. Drives/rides shotgun Dick drives until Jason finally gets his own car, then they tend to switch off. Brings the other lunch at work Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices from the candy store. Has the better parental relationship Dick actually has some pretty cool adoptive parents. Tries to start role-playing in bed I… can’t see either of them doing that, really. Embarrassingly drunk dancer Neither of them are that bad, unless you count getting inappropriate on the dance floor bad, which… Neither of them do. Still cries watching Titanic probably Dick. Firmly believes in couples costumes omg, Dick. growing up, he always convinced Jason to dress correspondingly to his Halloween costume. Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas Jaaaason, ugh. He totally puts his whole heart into getting something for Dick and then he gets EMBARRASSED and takes it back and just gets him something shiny instead. Makes the other eat breakfast When they lived together as kids Dick had to convince Jason to eat all the time. Now, any time Jason ends up staying the night because he’s too drunk to drive home, he wakes Dick up with a huge breakfast. Remembers anniversaries Jason, even if he’d pretty much rather die than admit it. Dick’s not too bad sometimes - he remembers birthdays, at least. Brings up having kids Probably neither of them? They’re both good with them, but pls, they’re still waking up on strange couches on a regular basis.
(lol have I mentioned how excited I am for when Bruce shows up? I'm so excited.
I'M A BIT AFRAID ALSO THOUGH.
Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die.
Hngh I love that shit.
Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices from the candy store. lolol I looooove thisssss
Dick. growing up, he always convinced Jason to dress correspondingly to his Halloween costume.
That's sooooo themmmmmm <3______<3
He totally puts his whole heart into getting something for Dick and then he gets EMBARRASSED and takes it back and just gets him something shiny instead.
I'M A BIT AFRAID ALSO THOUGH. SSH IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. & anyway at the rate we're writing random backstory-ish stuff we'll never actually get there lol ;p
Gives nose/forehead kisses Dickieeee. Although Jason’s a pretty handsy drunk, too.
Gets jealous the most Jason’s more obvious about it (like, to the point where Tim keying Jade’s car looks totally normal), but Dick gets super jealous, too. He’s just… an oblivious idiot most of the time that that’s what’s happening. (lol have I mentioned how excited I am for when Bruce shows up? I'm so excited.)
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive lol STEPH OR BARB, PROBABLY.
Takes care of on sick days Jayyyyyy. Dick’s totally useless with sick people, but Jason makes a mean cup of chicken noodle soup.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day loll probably Dick.
Gives unprompted massages Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die.
Drives/rides shotgun Dick drives until Jason finally gets his own car, then they tend to switch off.
Brings the other lunch at work Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices from the candy store.
Has the better parental relationship Dick actually has some pretty cool adoptive parents.
Tries to start role-playing in bed I… can’t see either of them doing that, really.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer Neither of them are that bad, unless you count getting inappropriate on the dance floor bad, which… Neither of them do.
Still cries watching Titanic probably Dick.
Firmly believes in couples costumes omg, Dick. growing up, he always convinced Jason to dress correspondingly to his Halloween costume.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas Jaaaason, ugh. He totally puts his whole heart into getting something for Dick and then he gets EMBARRASSED and takes it back and just gets him something shiny instead.
Makes the other eat breakfast When they lived together as kids Dick had to convince Jason to eat all the time. Now, any time Jason ends up staying the night because he’s too drunk to drive home, he wakes Dick up with a huge breakfast.
Remembers anniversaries Jason, even if he’d pretty much rather die than admit it. Dick’s not too bad sometimes - he remembers birthdays, at least.
Brings up having kids Probably neither of them? They’re both good with them, but pls, they’re still waking up on strange couches on a regular basis.
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I'M A BIT AFRAID ALSO THOUGH.
Dick, and then Jason gets super turned on by it because Dick’s hands, and then Jason kind of wants to die.
Hngh I love that shit.
Jason brings actual food. Dick brings him breadsticks from Sbarro and fruit slices from the candy store. lolol I looooove thisssss
Dick. growing up, he always convinced Jason to dress correspondingly to his Halloween costume.
That's sooooo themmmmmm <3______<3
He totally puts his whole heart into getting something for Dick and then he gets EMBARRASSED and takes it back and just gets him something shiny instead.
AWW BABY ;_______;
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SSH IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. & anyway at the rate we're writing random backstory-ish stuff we'll never actually get there lol ;p
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