Gives nose/forehead kisses Jason when he’s super drunk because he is the EPITOME of a handy, affectionate drunk. Gets jealous the most hooooo boy. They’re both pretty terrible, but Jason’s a little worse. Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive Steve, obvs. And then Jason keeps trying to get Steve to pull over so they can fool around and he’s usually pretty successful. Takes care of on sick days Jason! He’s a way better caregiver than he lets on. Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Steve. Gives unprompted massages Maybe Jason, but I can’t honestly see either of them doing it lol. Drives/rides shotgun Ha. Well. One of them died before he could even get a permit and the other one only sort of knows how to drive, soooo they switch off. Brings the other lunch at work They’re both pretty terrible at remembering to eat, so they kind of have to look after each other. Has the better parental relationship HAHAHAHA. obviously Steve. He can’t fight with his parents; they’re dead. (Which, when Jason’s feeling particularly like setting Gotham on fire again, Jason is prone to pointing out.) Tries to start role-playing in bed Hn. Steve. And Jason teases him about it until Steve just throws him around which was really what Jason was aiming for, anyway. Embarrassingly drunk dancer Not drunk, but yeah, gotta agree with you there on Steve. ;D Still cries watching Titanic Steve. He doesn’t get why everyone makes fun of it. HE’S VERY SENSITIVE TO LOSING LOVED ONES TO BIG BLOCKS OF ICE, OKAY. Firmly believes in couples costumes lol NO. Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas Jason. Whatever, it’s Brce’s card, it doesn’t count. Makes the other eat breakfast Jason. Because he’ll actually get up and cook, whereas Steve tries to do things with microwaves and stoves and toasters that generally end in disaster. Remembers anniversaries They’re both actually pretty good. Brings up having kids Ooh, dodgy subject for both of them. >> Probably neither? At least not for a reaaaaaaally long time.
Fics I want now: Handsy drunk Jason BOTH OF THEM BEING SUPER JEALOUS AND RIDICULOUS caretaker!Jason/ANYONE SICK anything where Jason goads Steve into throwing him on the bed
Gives nose/forehead kisses Jason when he’s super drunk because he is the EPITOME of a handy, affectionate drunk.
Gets jealous the most hooooo boy. They’re both pretty terrible, but Jason’s a little worse.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive Steve, obvs. And then Jason keeps trying to get Steve to pull over so they can fool around and he’s usually pretty successful.
Takes care of on sick days Jason! He’s a way better caregiver than he lets on.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day Steve.
Gives unprompted massages Maybe Jason, but I can’t honestly see either of them doing it lol.
Drives/rides shotgun Ha. Well. One of them died before he could even get a permit and the other one only sort of knows how to drive, soooo they switch off.
Brings the other lunch at work They’re both pretty terrible at remembering to eat, so they kind of have to look after each other.
Has the better parental relationship HAHAHAHA. obviously Steve. He can’t fight with his parents; they’re dead. (Which, when Jason’s feeling particularly like setting Gotham on fire again, Jason is prone to pointing out.)
Tries to start role-playing in bed Hn. Steve. And Jason teases him about it until Steve just throws him around which was really what Jason was aiming for, anyway.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer Not drunk, but yeah, gotta agree with you there on Steve. ;D
Still cries watching Titanic Steve. He doesn’t get why everyone makes fun of it. HE’S VERY SENSITIVE TO LOSING LOVED ONES TO BIG BLOCKS OF ICE, OKAY.
Firmly believes in couples costumes lol NO.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas Jason. Whatever, it’s Brce’s card, it doesn’t count.
Makes the other eat breakfast Jason. Because he’ll actually get up and cook, whereas Steve tries to do things with microwaves and stoves and toasters that generally end in disaster.
Remembers anniversaries They’re both actually pretty good.
Brings up having kids Ooh, dodgy subject for both of them. >> Probably neither? At least not for a reaaaaaaally long time.
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LOLOL on Titanic, that makes so much sense
Fics I want now:
Handsy drunk Jason
BOTH OF THEM BEING SUPER JEALOUS AND RIDICULOUS
caretaker!Jason/ANYONE SICK
anything where Jason goads Steve into throwing him on the bed
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