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[like_a_romanov]

I don't get it. What's the deal with all these candy hearts? What's with everyone getting all worked up all of a sudden? It's just candy, isn't it?

Oh, sure, Valentine's Day is nice and all, don't get me wrong! I mean, love's really important. It's one of those things every normal person wants! I'd just rather not be spending it here. I'd rather

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[kol_shevik]

Taste of chalk and Capitalism.

[like_a_romanov]

You're right, they do taste awfully chalky--

[--especially this pink one here]

Oh, Russia. You know what day it is today?

[kol_shevik]

...Sunday?

[like_a_romanov]

...

Well, yes. It is Sunday.

But it's also Valentine's Day! And you know what that means.

[snapshot_brat]

This girl I know is getting really worked up about them.

They're not all that great, but they're not bad or anything.

[Yoink

munch]

[like_a_romanov]

[grabs for them back >:|]

Well, excuse me, when did I say you could have some of my--

[brb choking and coughing]

[snapshot_brat]

[pounds on back]

...Not unless you eat them that fast. Are you okay?

[like_a_romanov]

[cough hack hack, thanks bro... er, sis]

I'm fine. Thanks.

[electrowhipit]

Do they? Taste good, I mean?

[like_a_romanov]

[omnomnom orange]

I don't know, why don't you come over and we can find out?

[electrowhipit]

... Excuse me?

[like_a_romanov]

You don't want to eat candy hearts on Valentine's Day?

[pooka_prince]

Lady Anya! P-Please, do not eat the candies!

[like_a_romanov]

Why not? Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

[pooka_prince]

The candies are bewitched, my lady. Eating them causes... distressing side effects.