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[like_a_romanov]

I don't get it. What's the deal with all these candy hearts? What's with everyone getting all worked up all of a sudden? It's just candy, isn't it?

Oh, sure, Valentine's Day is nice and all, don't get me wrong! I mean, love's really important. It's one of those things every normal person wants! I'd just rather not be spending it here. I'd rather

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[snapshot_brat]

This girl I know is getting really worked up about them.

They're not all that great, but they're not bad or anything.

[Yoink

munch]

[like_a_romanov]

[grabs for them back >:|]

Well, excuse me, when did I say you could have some of my--

[brb choking and coughing]

[snapshot_brat]

[pounds on back]

...Not unless you eat them that fast. Are you okay?

[like_a_romanov]

[cough hack hack, thanks bro... er, sis]

I'm fine. Thanks.

[snapshot_brat]

Good.

[smooch on the cheek that is what sisters are for]

Have you heard about the wedding?

[like_a_romanov]

[so cute ;u;]

Wedding? What wedding?

[snapshot_brat]

Russia's, of course!

He's been talking about it non-stop for the past... well, just the past few hours. I'm going to be a bridesmaid. Or maybe a flower girl. He wasn't very clear about that part.

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[like_a_romanov]

[like_a_romanov]

...

Russia's getting married?!

[like_a_romanov]

He doesn't -- That's not -- He's already married! -- I don't --

[like_a_romanov]

...To who?

[snapshot_brat]

America.

Isn't it wonderful? They've been enemies so long, but they've finally discovered the depths of their true feelings for each other... [dreamy sigh]

[like_a_romanov]

America? That's not wonderful, that's stupid and idiotic and senseless -- argghhh! Why don't men -- countries -- men -- have brains?