lifeofavarice

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lifeofavarice May 14, 2019 19:35

Am I screwing up classic!Greed? Want to plot? Drop a line here! Comments are screened, etc etc

[HOUSEHOLD]

Hey, runts. We've got a couple fuzzballs stayin' with us--Four of 'em, actually. You can either name 'em, or just call 'em Fuzz One, Fuzz Two, 'n Fuzz Three. The chubby one? He's mine, I name 'im.

[TOWN]

...I've got a bit of a problem, here. How do you er... Litter train cats?

famiry bonding time?, no kitty not in the good shoes

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lifeofavarice May 20, 2010 03:49

I'm normally not one to complain about much, but... What's the damn appeal about being human? It fucking sucks--This has, and will forever be, on my list of things that I don't want.

this isn't the 19xx he's used to, not-so-greedy right now

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lifeofavarice May 14, 2010 20:14

[In 1761 Beaver, a new arrival is simply turning around in circles in the living room, bumping the phone off the hook with his hip as he does so.]

You know what, I take it back. This is bad taste. ...Really bad taste ( Read more... )

ha ha funny guys, what the piss is this, hello not!hell

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