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[In 1761 Beaver, a new arrival is simply turning around in circles in the living room, bumping the phone off the hook with his hip as he does so.]
You know what, I take it back. This is bad taste. ...Really bad taste.
[There's a pause as he starts checking out his new home, tapping at a picture frame displaying himself and a blushing bride--his bride. What.] Why the hell would I get married? Someone tell me this is one big huge practical joke and I'm really in Hell.
You know what, I take it back. This is bad taste. ...Really bad taste.
[There's a pause as he starts checking out his new home, tapping at a picture frame displaying himself and a blushing bride--his bride. What.] Why the hell would I get married? Someone tell me this is one big huge practical joke and I'm really in Hell.