Sharpe's Justice
Because nobody should have to watch this episode of Sharpe, although it wasn't quite as bad as I remembered it. If you want them, take them *g*
Note for the faint hearted... lets just say PG doesn't look that well by the end of it. There is however running and eyelashes and armed bastards before that bit though.
Truman stirs up the mob, on account of the poor pay and unemployed soliders nicking their jobs, but demonstrates is understanding chap and is appreciative of the economic and political climate by pointing out that the soliders have no money to eat either. awww. erm yeah, anyway.
Stuff with Sharpe happens, and with Harper not wanting to leave him, especially if he gets to fight English people. awwwww. Some idiot with a bad toff accent appears to 'escort' them through a wood. Now thats never going to end well is it?
Spritely as a young gazelle until a handy rocky outcrop
Armed bastards! Unfortunately Truman shoots the horse which Sharpe has to finish off, pissing him off mightily.
More Sharpe stuff happens, Sharpe goes to visit the workhouse. Possibly disappointed with missing earlier Truman returns and they have a bit of a barney. Truman throws mud at Sharpe. What a man!
At the crucial moment Truman hesitates.
But then Hagman turns up with a big gun.
Truman gets a bit upset. Cor, look at them eyelashes. But still offers to find Hagman work before warning Sharpe off, thereby demonstrating is a thoroughly good bloke.
No wonder he did such a good job on CBeebies, it's time for a bedtime story to soothe your hungry children. Only it's about bills in parliament. Not quite The Night Pirates is it?
The Yeomen don't like bedtime stories and storm the barn, but they've already gorn, which irritates the wannbe toff. More Wesley/Mrs Sharpe and Sharpe plot stuff happens.
More stiring up the mob. He stays with his hands on his collar the whole time maybe the costume department had a superglue accident?
See they're still stuck there later on (after some more Sharpe stuff)!
After tracking down some solvent Truman discovers it was Sharpe that put the superglue on his coat, it was you wot dun it!
Truman escapes, fooling the yeomen by starting a conga!
Sharpe gets angsty. Gene Truman is waiting for him in the pub to tell him to get lost... again.
After he leaves Truman follows to find out what happened earlier... and tell him to get lost again. Harper is clearly not pleased with having a new man on his patch
Bloomin nora, he cracks a smile, don't worry, it's ironic.
More Sharpe stuff whereupon his discovers he has a brother with nicer eyelashes. No PG but worth including to witness Sharpe's despair. Feel the pain Sharpe! *g*
Sharpe gets a new flash gravestone for his mother's grave so Truman turns up for the old wooden cross.
They have a bit of a heart to heart.
There are more eyelashes
And then they make up.
Sharpe says "It's ok that you have prettier eyelashes bruv"
But the yeoman have beaten up Sally to find out where Truman will be.
More running
Then Sharpe, being a bit unused running in woodland, falls but Truman picks him up.
But the wannabe toff-officer shoots Truman in the leg. Sharpe picks him up (although Truman tells him to run, being a selfless sort of chap).
One of the yeoman who is a better shot that the wannabe toff shoots Truman again. Then wannabe toff improves his aim and Harper finally drags Sharpe away.
Truman floats majestically downstream.
Sharpe stuff happens
Woe, woe and thrice woe
cheap 'landscape' shots with Sharpe in them
THE END