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lists lists lists, numbered lists
1) I punched a girl on Friday night. unfortunately it wasn't some stranger at the bar, it was one of Saurabh's bitch friends. she deserved it. but the knuckle-on-face SMACK was not nearly as satisfying as I had imagined ( Read more... ) -
dreams
Had a dream about a fetus I was babysitting. someone else's baby but the mom died in a sad accident and now the dad is all alone ( Read more... ) -
If Business Meetings Were Like Internet Comments
Hahahahahahahahahaa..
If Business Meetings Were Like Internet Comments
I have this in my bookmarks from like a couple weeks ago, but I don't remember where I got it from.. but it's hilarious and so accurate.. -
dream job
About a week ago, I had this dream that I only had a few days left to live. For some reason, one of the things I really wanted to do before I died was to work as a waitress at a busy restaurant. And so I applied and got a restaurant job, and in the dream, it was so thrilling! Hm. -
sometimes, when you speak
I want to kick your face