What if Yukimura exchanged Atobe for Sanada? (3/3)
Before you proceed, I want to draw your attention to the concept of tsundere.
"Tsundere is a Japanese term for a personality that is initially combative, but becomes loving and emotionally vulnerable. The definition of the term has evolved to apply to not only characters who change from harsh to gentle but who are cold on the outside and kind internally. It is a character archetype in Japanese anime and manga."
Thus, a tsundere event might be defined as a situation in which a character gives evidence of his (her) tsundere personality.
Atobe said that he didn't dislike Kirihara, because he reminded him of Hiyoshi.
If those characters are so similar, then, how will the relationship between Sanada and Hiyoshi be?
You are about to find out.
What, you arrived late and STILL don't know what I am talking about?
Did you miss the previous parts? Here is the first, and here the second.
This is the third and last of the three days in the agreement...
Note: I made a special effort with the translation this time, but if you find something amiss or ill-sounding, please let me know!
Last time we saw, Oshitari's mum had prepared a matching love-bento for his son and his suitor.
One wonders what Sanada was doing at Oshitari's in the first place, but let's not dwell in useless details.
EARLY IN THE MORNING...
Hiyoshi: It seems I am the first to arrive today too.
Sanada: Outrageous. Hyoutei's uniforms are outrageous! ::PANT PANT::
Oshitari: You...Honestly...
Because it's only morning, his movements are slow.
Sanada: What's with this gap! Oshitari! It's too thin! There's no space left! ::PANT PANT::
Oshitari: Get your hands...
Hiyoshi: What are you two doing this early in the morning...!!
Sanada: It is my duty as captain to be the first to arrive in the morning!! Good morning.
Hiyoshi: Is also your duty as captain to sexually harrass Oshitari-san since morning? Good job.
Hiyoshi: Mph....This guy is not even worth my gekokujou...
Sanada: You too arrived very early, I'm impressed.
To the point that I wish our Akaya learned from you.
(Literally: I feel like brewing an infusion with your naildirt for our Akaya --Japanese is so scatologic!!)
Sanada: Hiyoshi, I've heard that your playstyle includes ancient martial arts in your movements.
Hiyoshi: ...Yes... Well...
Sanada: I too include traditional sword movements in mine.
(Sanada refers to the art of drawing one's sword, cutting down one's opponent and sheathing the sword afterwards)
Hiyoshi: Sword movements?
Sanada: It seems to me that you have trouble timing your movements when changing your center of gravity.
Hiyoshi: !!
Hiyoshi: You're right... You saw it well. (and thinks to himself) Neither Atobe nor kantoku ever noticed!
Hiyoshi: Like this?
Sanada: Mm. Lower your hips a little more.
Oshitari: What's this? Look how well you are getting along!
Hiyoshi: !!
Hiyoshi: I... I still haven't accepted you as captain!!
::Boing boing::
Sanada: AH
Oshitari: Hiyoshi is such a shy boy, isn't he?
AFTER CLASS.
TIME FOR CLUB ACTIVITIES.
Sanada: ?
Note: "For the substitute captain Sanada. (Signed:) Hiyoshi"
Sanada: Hiyoshi. Is this from you?
Hiyoshi: Don't misunderstand me, please. It's just that we ca... casually prepared nameko miso soup at the cooking class and since there were some leftovers...
(Note: Nameko are a variety of mushrooms. According to Sanada's profile, this soup is his favorite food. This idea was already exploited in Satoumizu's Team Yukimura, another of Yukimura's games! Ah, the memories...)
Oshitari: YOU ARE A TSUNDERE!! I don't know how it happened, but this tsundere event was provoked by Sanada! What the hell nameko soup! SOOO CUUUTE!!
THE MAN CALLED NIOU
Niou: Mn? You want to know if I have some opinion regarding the club?
Atobe: Yes, I am asking everyone if there is something that I can do for you.
Niou: You are a very serious boy, Atobe.
Atobe: Don't be silly, I just have nothing else to do.
Niou: ..............
Niou: Maybe it is not directly related to the club itself, but... Do you want to hear it?
Atobe: Anything's fine, go ahead.
Niou: Well... You see... It's about faking personalities...
Atobe: Faking personalities?
Niou: The truth is that I am from Saitama, you know...
Niou: We don't use this kind of dialect...
Niou: Yagyuu forced me to change it because he said it was too weak...
Yagyuu: I intend to go with the manners and character of a gentleman.
Yagyuu: And I would like for my companion, that's you, Niou-kun, to become the petenshi (trickster, impostor).
Yagyuu: What do you think? Are we settled, then?
Yagyuu: Gentlemen & Trickster, Cavalier & Impostor. It has a wonderful sound to it.
Niou: In order to be able to compete against Seigaku's Kikumaru, he asked me to use something to end my sentences, like "Pyo" or "Puri".
Niou: I don't understand myself whatever those mean.
Niou: Listen, Mr. Vice-captain. It's hard for me to keep playing a role...
Niou: I just want to play tennis normally...
Atobe: Niou, listen...
Atobe: Why do you go to such pains to disguise yourself?
Atobe: If you don't let your real you play, your tennis will be forever an imitation.
Niou: Atobe...
Atobe: Certainly, there are times in which the circumstances and the environment require for you to disguise yourself.
Atobe: Times in which it is effective to put on a show.
Atobe: However, when you cannot even fool yourself with your own performance, it becomes meaningless.
Atobe: Come on, Niou. You can entrust that role to me (oresama).
Atobe: Because I won't ever become an imitation.
Atobe: And you go find your very own tennis...! (you = despective)
Niou: Atobe...!
Atobe: Come here!
Niou: ATOBEEEE!!
Atobe: Cry all you want against my chest!!
Niou: ♥ATOBE!! ♥ ♥ATOBE!!♥♥
Atobe: Ah...don't touch...there... Ahn♥
THE MAN CALLED YUKIMURA
Yagyuu: Yukimura-kun!
Yukimura: This is interesting, so we'll use that setting next.
Yagyuu: YESSIR.
THE MAN CALLED JACKAL
Jackal: You see, my father is unemployed and...
There's One Reason for "HYOUTEI"
Bunta: Since Atobe became the vice-captain, the atmosphere in the club is completely different!
Jackal: Yes!
Yukimura: Atobe takes care of everything, this is heaven ♥
Atobe: Regarding this training menu...
Atobe: Listen, you lot! We are going to start training!
Atobe: IT'S SHOW-TIME!!
Rikkai players: The winner will be Rikkai! The winner will be Atobe! The winner will be Rikkai! The winner will be Atobe!
Niou: I love tennis!!
Bunta: Atobe is here, everything's gonna be alright! Acrobatics!! Just kidding.
Jackal: Atobe will take care somehow! Higuma Otoshi!! Just kidding.
Yukimura: This is fun! This is so much fun!
Yukimura I see now.
Yukimura I finally understand the reason why Hyoutei is so weak!
Yukimura: That's enough, Atobe, leave. Bye bye.
Everybody and Atobe: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Con game
Yagyuu: Niou-kun, is it true that you are done with faking personalities?
Niou: Huh?
Niou: I just invented that story on the spot to pull Atobe's leg.
Yagyuu: Th...Then...!
Niou: Yagyuu, will you say my name?
Yagyuu: Pe...Petenshi Niou!
Yagyuu: My one and only trickster!!
Niou: The word truth is not in my dictionary.
RUTHLESS TENNIS PART 2
Gakuto: Oraaaaa!!! I will jump moooooooooooore!!
Hiyoshi: Oshitari-san, nice dirty!!! (? Dirty play?)
Oshitari: What matters is to win!! TO WIN!!
Ohtori: Shishido-san! I've just performed my blood rites and am ready!! (Note: check out the pendants!)
Shishido: YES... ME TOO!! Grrrrrr
Sanada: EXACTLY! WINNING IS EVERYTHING!! LOSING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!
::slap slap slap slap::
Sanada: NO MATTER THE SITUATION, YOU MUST WIN AT ALL COSTS!!
A free knight
Sanada: DESTROY RIKKAI!!!
Sanada: DESTROY SEIGAKU!!!
Sanada: DESTROY RIKKAI!!!
Sanada: I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF RIKKAI'S YUKIMURA WITH MY OWN HAAAAAAAAANDS!!!!!
Yukimura: Ohoh. Who is going to beat who, you say?
Oshitari: YUKIMURA! Argh.
Yukimura: Hi!
Yukimura: Hey guys, I'm sorry, but I got bored already, so here I bring you Atobe back!
Atobe: I'm back...
Everybody: ATOBEEEEE!!!
Yukimura: I'll take Sanada back with me!
Sanada: A...always winner! Rikkaidai!
Atobe: Sure...
Oshitari: How was it, Atobe, were you alright?
Atobe: Oshitari... I... I...
Atobe: I don't understand Yukimura...!
Kabaji: BWAAAAAAAAAH!
Oshitari: Atobe...! It's alright now! It's over!!
That is how the chaotic exchange (Hanaichimonme) game that Yukimura started on a whim, ended by another of Yukimura's whims.
And peace returned once again to both Rikkai and Hyoutei.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Kite: Hello, this is Kite.
Yukimura: It's me, Yukimura, from Rikkai.
Kite: Yukimura-kun !?
Yukimura: Wouldn't you trade our Marui for your Tanishi?
Kite: What!?
Yukimura: They are both gluttons and their personalities match, it'll be alright! I promise it'll be fun!
THE END
Atobe: Come on, Jiro, I am not going anywhere, so relax already.
Oshitari: He's been clinging to you ever since.
Akaya: Sanada-fukubucho, welcome back!!!
Sanada: Tarundoru, Akayaaaaaaaaa!!
It seems it is his greeting by reflex.
OUR BELOVED CAPTAIN & VICE-CAPTAIN
Akaya: Ugh.... I feel better now!
Yagyuu: You are a full-fledged masochist, aren't you?
MR. SON-IN-LAW
Sanada: I'm home! Mother-in-law!!
Oshitari: You... It is over already, don't come to my place!
Oshitari's mother: Oh, Gen-chan, welcome home, what took you so long, it's late.
Sanada: Hum? TODAY's DINNER is hamburguer, right?
Oshitari: OOI!!
Sanada: My name, Genichiro, includes the character of "ichi" (one), but I have an older brother, so I am not the firstborn.
(Note: firstborns in Japan usually keep the family name and the family house)
Sanada: That is why I'd be happy to be married into the Oshitari family and take over as the head of the house in the future.
Oshitari's sister: My brother, well, he's gay, you know? And they all go after his ass!!
These are a few of my favorite scenes...
Voldemort! Yukimura
The evil above all evil
[Image lost, sorry!]
(TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT, THIS IMAGE TURNED OUT TO BE NUMBER 66!!!!! I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!!)
AtoBE & MIHASaru
Ookiku furi(o)kabutte
[Image lost, sorry!]
The Losers Winner Scene
Spanish Edition
[Image lost, sorry!]
"Tsundere is a Japanese term for a personality that is initially combative, but becomes loving and emotionally vulnerable. The definition of the term has evolved to apply to not only characters who change from harsh to gentle but who are cold on the outside and kind internally. It is a character archetype in Japanese anime and manga."
Thus, a tsundere event might be defined as a situation in which a character gives evidence of his (her) tsundere personality.
Atobe said that he didn't dislike Kirihara, because he reminded him of Hiyoshi.
If those characters are so similar, then, how will the relationship between Sanada and Hiyoshi be?
You are about to find out.
What, you arrived late and STILL don't know what I am talking about?
Did you miss the previous parts? Here is the first, and here the second.
This is the third and last of the three days in the agreement...
Note: I made a special effort with the translation this time, but if you find something amiss or ill-sounding, please let me know!
Last time we saw, Oshitari's mum had prepared a matching love-bento for his son and his suitor.
One wonders what Sanada was doing at Oshitari's in the first place, but let's not dwell in useless details.
EARLY IN THE MORNING...
Hiyoshi: It seems I am the first to arrive today too.
Sanada: Outrageous. Hyoutei's uniforms are outrageous! ::PANT PANT::
Oshitari: You...Honestly...
Because it's only morning, his movements are slow.
Sanada: What's with this gap! Oshitari! It's too thin! There's no space left! ::PANT PANT::
Oshitari: Get your hands...
Hiyoshi: What are you two doing this early in the morning...!!
Sanada: It is my duty as captain to be the first to arrive in the morning!! Good morning.
Hiyoshi: Is also your duty as captain to sexually harrass Oshitari-san since morning? Good job.
Hiyoshi: Mph....This guy is not even worth my gekokujou...
Sanada: You too arrived very early, I'm impressed.
To the point that I wish our Akaya learned from you.
(Literally: I feel like brewing an infusion with your naildirt for our Akaya --Japanese is so scatologic!!)
Sanada: Hiyoshi, I've heard that your playstyle includes ancient martial arts in your movements.
Hiyoshi: ...Yes... Well...
Sanada: I too include traditional sword movements in mine.
(Sanada refers to the art of drawing one's sword, cutting down one's opponent and sheathing the sword afterwards)
Hiyoshi: Sword movements?
Sanada: It seems to me that you have trouble timing your movements when changing your center of gravity.
Hiyoshi: !!
Hiyoshi: You're right... You saw it well. (and thinks to himself) Neither Atobe nor kantoku ever noticed!
Hiyoshi: Like this?
Sanada: Mm. Lower your hips a little more.
Oshitari: What's this? Look how well you are getting along!
Hiyoshi: !!
Hiyoshi: I... I still haven't accepted you as captain!!
::Boing boing::
Sanada: AH
Oshitari: Hiyoshi is such a shy boy, isn't he?
AFTER CLASS.
TIME FOR CLUB ACTIVITIES.
Sanada: ?
Note: "For the substitute captain Sanada. (Signed:) Hiyoshi"
Sanada: Hiyoshi. Is this from you?
Hiyoshi: Don't misunderstand me, please. It's just that we ca... casually prepared nameko miso soup at the cooking class and since there were some leftovers...
(Note: Nameko are a variety of mushrooms. According to Sanada's profile, this soup is his favorite food. This idea was already exploited in Satoumizu's Team Yukimura, another of Yukimura's games! Ah, the memories...)
Oshitari: YOU ARE A TSUNDERE!! I don't know how it happened, but this tsundere event was provoked by Sanada! What the hell nameko soup! SOOO CUUUTE!!
THE MAN CALLED NIOU
Niou: Mn? You want to know if I have some opinion regarding the club?
Atobe: Yes, I am asking everyone if there is something that I can do for you.
Niou: You are a very serious boy, Atobe.
Atobe: Don't be silly, I just have nothing else to do.
Niou: ..............
Niou: Maybe it is not directly related to the club itself, but... Do you want to hear it?
Atobe: Anything's fine, go ahead.
Niou: Well... You see... It's about faking personalities...
Atobe: Faking personalities?
Niou: The truth is that I am from Saitama, you know...
Niou: We don't use this kind of dialect...
Niou: Yagyuu forced me to change it because he said it was too weak...
Yagyuu: I intend to go with the manners and character of a gentleman.
Yagyuu: And I would like for my companion, that's you, Niou-kun, to become the petenshi (trickster, impostor).
Yagyuu: What do you think? Are we settled, then?
Yagyuu: Gentlemen & Trickster, Cavalier & Impostor. It has a wonderful sound to it.
Niou: In order to be able to compete against Seigaku's Kikumaru, he asked me to use something to end my sentences, like "Pyo" or "Puri".
Niou: I don't understand myself whatever those mean.
Niou: Listen, Mr. Vice-captain. It's hard for me to keep playing a role...
Niou: I just want to play tennis normally...
Atobe: Niou, listen...
Atobe: Why do you go to such pains to disguise yourself?
Atobe: If you don't let your real you play, your tennis will be forever an imitation.
Niou: Atobe...
Atobe: Certainly, there are times in which the circumstances and the environment require for you to disguise yourself.
Atobe: Times in which it is effective to put on a show.
Atobe: However, when you cannot even fool yourself with your own performance, it becomes meaningless.
Atobe: Come on, Niou. You can entrust that role to me (oresama).
Atobe: Because I won't ever become an imitation.
Atobe: And you go find your very own tennis...! (you = despective)
Niou: Atobe...!
Atobe: Come here!
Niou: ATOBEEEE!!
Atobe: Cry all you want against my chest!!
Niou: ♥ATOBE!! ♥ ♥ATOBE!!♥♥
Atobe: Ah...don't touch...there... Ahn♥
THE MAN CALLED YUKIMURA
Yagyuu: Yukimura-kun!
Yukimura: This is interesting, so we'll use that setting next.
Yagyuu: YESSIR.
THE MAN CALLED JACKAL
Jackal: You see, my father is unemployed and...
There's One Reason for "HYOUTEI"
Bunta: Since Atobe became the vice-captain, the atmosphere in the club is completely different!
Jackal: Yes!
Yukimura: Atobe takes care of everything, this is heaven ♥
Atobe: Regarding this training menu...
Atobe: Listen, you lot! We are going to start training!
Atobe: IT'S SHOW-TIME!!
Rikkai players: The winner will be Rikkai! The winner will be Atobe! The winner will be Rikkai! The winner will be Atobe!
Niou: I love tennis!!
Bunta: Atobe is here, everything's gonna be alright! Acrobatics!! Just kidding.
Jackal: Atobe will take care somehow! Higuma Otoshi!! Just kidding.
Yukimura: This is fun! This is so much fun!
Yukimura I see now.
Yukimura I finally understand the reason why Hyoutei is so weak!
Yukimura: That's enough, Atobe, leave. Bye bye.
Everybody and Atobe: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Con game
Yagyuu: Niou-kun, is it true that you are done with faking personalities?
Niou: Huh?
Niou: I just invented that story on the spot to pull Atobe's leg.
Yagyuu: Th...Then...!
Niou: Yagyuu, will you say my name?
Yagyuu: Pe...Petenshi Niou!
Yagyuu: My one and only trickster!!
Niou: The word truth is not in my dictionary.
RUTHLESS TENNIS PART 2
Gakuto: Oraaaaa!!! I will jump moooooooooooore!!
Hiyoshi: Oshitari-san, nice dirty!!! (? Dirty play?)
Oshitari: What matters is to win!! TO WIN!!
Ohtori: Shishido-san! I've just performed my blood rites and am ready!! (Note: check out the pendants!)
Shishido: YES... ME TOO!! Grrrrrr
Sanada: EXACTLY! WINNING IS EVERYTHING!! LOSING IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!
::slap slap slap slap::
Sanada: NO MATTER THE SITUATION, YOU MUST WIN AT ALL COSTS!!
A free knight
Sanada: DESTROY RIKKAI!!!
Sanada: DESTROY SEIGAKU!!!
Sanada: DESTROY RIKKAI!!!
Sanada: I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF RIKKAI'S YUKIMURA WITH MY OWN HAAAAAAAAANDS!!!!!
Yukimura: Ohoh. Who is going to beat who, you say?
Oshitari: YUKIMURA! Argh.
Yukimura: Hi!
Yukimura: Hey guys, I'm sorry, but I got bored already, so here I bring you Atobe back!
Atobe: I'm back...
Everybody: ATOBEEEEE!!!
Yukimura: I'll take Sanada back with me!
Sanada: A...always winner! Rikkaidai!
Atobe: Sure...
Oshitari: How was it, Atobe, were you alright?
Atobe: Oshitari... I... I...
Atobe: I don't understand Yukimura...!
Kabaji: BWAAAAAAAAAH!
Oshitari: Atobe...! It's alright now! It's over!!
That is how the chaotic exchange (Hanaichimonme) game that Yukimura started on a whim, ended by another of Yukimura's whims.
And peace returned once again to both Rikkai and Hyoutei.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Kite: Hello, this is Kite.
Yukimura: It's me, Yukimura, from Rikkai.
Kite: Yukimura-kun !?
Yukimura: Wouldn't you trade our Marui for your Tanishi?
Kite: What!?
Yukimura: They are both gluttons and their personalities match, it'll be alright! I promise it'll be fun!
THE END
Atobe: Come on, Jiro, I am not going anywhere, so relax already.
Oshitari: He's been clinging to you ever since.
Akaya: Sanada-fukubucho, welcome back!!!
Sanada: Tarundoru, Akayaaaaaaaaa!!
It seems it is his greeting by reflex.
OUR BELOVED CAPTAIN & VICE-CAPTAIN
Akaya: Ugh.... I feel better now!
Yagyuu: You are a full-fledged masochist, aren't you?
MR. SON-IN-LAW
Sanada: I'm home! Mother-in-law!!
Oshitari: You... It is over already, don't come to my place!
Oshitari's mother: Oh, Gen-chan, welcome home, what took you so long, it's late.
Sanada: Hum? TODAY's DINNER is hamburguer, right?
Oshitari: OOI!!
Sanada: My name, Genichiro, includes the character of "ichi" (one), but I have an older brother, so I am not the firstborn.
(Note: firstborns in Japan usually keep the family name and the family house)
Sanada: That is why I'd be happy to be married into the Oshitari family and take over as the head of the house in the future.
Oshitari's sister: My brother, well, he's gay, you know? And they all go after his ass!!
These are a few of my favorite scenes...
Voldemort! Yukimura
The evil above all evil
[Image lost, sorry!]
(TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT, THIS IMAGE TURNED OUT TO BE NUMBER 66!!!!! I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!!)
AtoBE & MIHASaru
Ookiku furi(o)kabutte
[Image lost, sorry!]
The Losers Winner Scene
Spanish Edition
[Image lost, sorry!]