[Doujinshi] Team Yukimura
Team Yukimura
by Satoumizu, Suisu Kaneshiki
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One fine day Yukimura decides to form his own team to take part in a special tournament. Look above, and try to guess which of the 5 members will be the ONLY normal one. For the story of how they formed, trained, went out and got along in general, read on! As I cannot scanlate, I translated page by page and divided it for an easier reading. I hope you have fun at least! It was a nice way for me to kill time this weekend :D
First Impact
YUKIMURA: Kanto Juni? Open Tennis? A team formed by 5 people, it seems.
SANADA: Are you taking part, Yukimura?
YUKIMURA: Yes, but since I have just left hospital, I think I will take part as coach and team leader.
YUKIMURA: I'll form a team with members of other schools as well. It'll be fun to see what kind of team comes out.
SANADA: (Yukimura will be the leader...)
SANADA: (You cannot take part in a game as you would like to, yet, but instead)
SANADA: (the day has come in which I can put my strength at your service again!)
SANADA: YUKIMURA!! MY STRENGTH IS ALL YO...
YUKIMURA: Since it's such a perfect opportunity, I think I will use players from all teams except Rikkai.
YUKIMURA: Mn? Did you say something?
SANADA: ...................................no.
YUKIMURA: (Let's make an interesting team!)
TEZUKA: Enter your team?
YUKIMURA: I've been interested in your play from before.
YUKIMURA: I want to have you in my team no matter what.
TEZUKA: ...I see...
YUKIMURA: ? Is it inconvenient for you?
TEZUKA: No...But I have already been made an offer by another, and I don't know which to choose...
YUKIMURA: If we win, I want to give you this as a reward.
"SACRED MOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD. Famous Mountains of the World Series, 3"
TEZUKA: If someone like me can be of any service to you, I would love to enter your team!
ATOBE: Now that sounds interesting!!
ATOBE: If Tezuka enteres, so will Oresama!
YUKIMURA: How lucky to find here Hyoutei's Atobe too! Waa!
TEZUKA: Atobe!!
TEZUKA: YOU!! I know you are after the "SACRED MOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD"!!!
ATOBE: I don't need that!!
YUKIMURA: (Probably with these two we can win easily, but the resulting team is so uninteresting...)
ATOBE: So it's settled? With Oresama the victory is certain.
SANADA: HANDS OFF, IF YOU PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!
ATOBE: Uoh!
SANADA: Yukimura is in convalescence, how can you!! I wonder if you are just trying to deceive him!!
YUKIMURA: Sanada.
SANADA: Specially that insolent with a mole!!
ATOBE: Don't asume I have the dirty thoughts you have, you pervert!!
SANADA: Yukimura! Let me enter your team too!! I'll be worried to death thinking in what could happen to you!
SANADA: I want to be of your assistance.
YUKIMURA: Sanada...
ATOBE: If an old buffer like you enters the team, the age average will zoom up!!
SANADA: Who's an old buffer!!?
TEZUKA: Sanada!! You too want the "SACRED MOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD", don't you, you bastard!!?
SANADA: I don't want it!
YUKIMURA: Ah...this feels like... (*heart fluttering*)
YUKIMURA: ... like having a triangular battle! (T.Note: mitsudomoe)
YUKIMURA: Somehow, so promising...
(Yukimura's vision)
--- Please look at the real scene ---
ATOBE: I will kill anybody who wants to steal my spotlight!!
YUKIMURA: SO INTERESTING!
SANADA: I will kill anybody who gets close to Yukimura!!
TEZUKA: I won't let anybody have the mountains!!
YUKIMURA: It's OK, Sanada. Let's form a team with these members.
ATOBE: Eh?
SANADA: Are you serious?
YUKIMURA: Now...what shall we do about the fifth member?
ATOBE: You've heard it, I am in the team! You have no business here anymore!
SANADA: Shut up! We don't need you!!
TEZUKA: I'm surrounded by enemies!!
--- Wild beasts ---
YUKIMURA: (How would it be to introduce a helpless little rabbit among these group of wild beasts?)
FUJI: Tezuka!!
FUJI: Tezukaaaa!! Let's go home togetheeeeeeer!!
--- Don't be deceived!
YUKIMURA: (That's a wolf in sheep's clothing!)
DAN: Akutsu senpaaaai! You have forgotten these!! Where are yooou?
--- Don't be mistaken!
YUKIMURA: (That's like bringing up a Capibara thinking it is an Hungarian Hamster!)
Capibara VS Hungarian Hamster
T. Note: the capibara is the biggest rodent in the world.
YUKIMURA: (It's because the outside appearance is completely different from the inside)
---bump
MIZUKI: UAH!
MIZUKI:...OUCH...
YUKIMURA: Ah! I am sorry! Are you alright?
MIZUKI: Look before you when you walk!!
YUKIMURA: (Here it is!!)
--- Look before you when you walk...Look before you when you walk!
...Yukimura's brain camera...
YUKIMURA: Why don't you enter my team?
YUKIMURA: (I FOUND a straightfaced chara!!)
MIZUKI: What?!
Team Yukimura formed.
T. Note: "Tsukkomi Chara Getto!", tsukkomi meaning straight man (in comedy), someone who is able to give a witty reply in a pun without laughing. Therefore, Mizuki's role in both the team and the story is well defined from the very start...
Second Season
I don't know how it happened, but I ended up being a member of an unsportmanslike and unfair team formed by Sanada, Atobe and Tezuka.
Maybe it's not a good reason for it, but I think I will use this period together to extract from them all the data I can.
MEETING
MIZUKI: (For a reason unknown to me, these three seem to get along pretty badly right now...)
YUKIMURA: Is there anybody who wants to express some opinion?
YUKIMURA: If there is something you are not satisfied with, or whatever you want to say, don't hold it back, just say it, please.
MIZUKI: (What a chance! That might serve to extract their weak points)
SANADA: I am not dissatisfied with the team you formed, Yukimura.
ATOBE: But I am, Sanada.
SANADA: Hmpf!
ATOBE: Look at the other 4, Sanada. I accept that they are all bishonens like me.
MIZUKI: ...
TEZUKA: ?
ATOBE: Of course, being such the topic, I am without a doubt the NUMBER ONE.
ATOBE: But however you look at it, you are 360º TOO OLD!!
SANADA: WHA!!
ATOBE: You are inadecuate for this team of bishonens!! We have an aesthetic problem here!
SANADA: You're discriminating me for my outward appearance! That's lame!
SANADA: Well, actually you too!!
SANADA: Among all these serious and dilligent players, a slaphappy slacker like you is completely out of place!
ATOBE: Whaaaat!?
MIZUKI: I wonder whether these people have any intention of playing tennis...
YUKIMURA: Tezuka, don't you have anything to say?
TEZUKA: ...I...I...
TEZUKA: I've lost the "SACRED MOUNTAINS OF THE WORLD"!! ::cries::
YUKIMURA: Ah, have you? I feel so sorry for you.
MIZUKI: (This is no good. This team is no good at all. It's no good no matter how you look at it)
TRAINING
YUKIMURA: So, today
YUKIMURA: We'll train together like good friends.
--- What's the menu?
YUKIMURA: Doubles!
SANADA & ATOBE: DOUBLES?
YUKIMURA: Since I cannot take part with you...
YUKIMURA: Team up with whoever you like among you.
MIZUKI: (Doubles?)
MIZUKI: (THIS is my chance! It doesn't matter who! I'll be able to take data at leisure!)
MIZUKI: !
MIZUKI: Wh...what is it?
ATOBE: Oi, Mizuki, why don't you team up with me?
MIZUKI: Eh?
MIZUKI: That's fine with M...
SANADA: What are you talking about! Mizuki wants to pair up with me!
TEZUKA: No way!! Mizuki, you like mountains!! I AM SURE OF IT!
MIZUKI: Boys...you really mean that you need me that much?
YUKIMURA's VISION
--- Rather than pairing up with any of the others...!!
MIZUKI: Eeeh?!
YUKIMURA: WAAAA!! VIOLENCE!!
Meal on the way home
MIZUKI: A meal on the way back? All right.
MIZUKI: Do you have something in mind?
YUKIMURA: If I remember correctly, you like Vichysoisse, don't you, Mizuki?
MIZUKI: That's not something a Jr. High Student can eat at ease on the way home, is it?
MIZUKI: Why don't we just go to eat some fast food like any other normal students?
YUKIMURA: You think so? Good, let's do that!
SANADA: I see.
SANADA: Will it work for me too if I give that kind of reply?
SANADA: A DA...DA...DATE with Yukimura. (doki doki)
--- The following day ---
YUKIMURA: Sanada!
YUKIMURA: Why don't we go eat something on the way back?
SANADA: Ah...OK. (This is it!)
SANADA: If I remember correctly, you like nameko miso soup, don't you, Sanada?
SANADA: (OK! Now's the moment...)
SANADA:That's not something a Jr. High Student can eat at ease on the way home, is it?!
YUKIMURA: Really? What a pity! And here I had cooked myself this miso soup just for you! (Note: with small mushrooms)
SANADA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YUKIMURA: I wonder if Tezuka'll want to eat it. Oooooi, Tezukaaaaa.
Going out for fun
SANADA: Tezuka is late.
SANADA: Making us wait past the appointed time, what a slacker! (Literally: Tarundoru!)
MIZUKI: Wait, please.
MIZUKI: Being Tezuka, there must be a good reason for his delay, don't you think...
TEZUKA: Oooooi, sorry, so sorry!
TEZUKA: The preparations took me longer than I had expected.
MIZUKI: ...SO...?
MIZUKI: Where do you think you are going dressed like that?!
TEZUKA: Are you stupid? Mountain climbing, of course. Any man with a little knowledge would inmediately realize that.
-- Ha
YUKIMURA: ...so that's what's fashionable these days.
--- A person who has been in hospital for so long that has lost track of fashion.
MIZUKI: (What...?)
SANADA: Tezuka...you look so manly...
--- A person with no fashion sense at all.
ATOBE: So that's what's fashionable for commoners.
--- A person estranged from the fashion of the lower classes.
MIZUKI: (WHAT!?)
YUKIMURA: Waaa! You've come fully equipped, Tezuka!
SANADA: Tezuka...you're so cool...!
ATOBE: Where do they sell that?!
MIZUKI: Excuse me...
------THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY
MIZUKI: (It's no good. These people are no good! For many reasons...)
--- What about you?
YUKIMURA: So now let's go bowling!
TEZUKA: Aren't we going to climb a mountain?
Practice Game
SANADA: ENHA! (Circle Wave?)
---Displaying a new special attack
---Displaying his leadership
YUKIMURA: GO! SANADA!!
EVERYBODY: GO!!
---Displaying joint feelings
----- And this is the distribution of the components of those joint feelings ----
YUKIMURA: Go! Sanada! Go and win this game!
--- Trust 20%
MIZUKI: Go, please! You must win for sure!
--- Friendship 20%
ATOBE: Go! If the ball goes out and you lose, it'll be my turn to play!
--- Jinx 40%
TEZUKA: GOOOOO!!! SANADAAAAA, GO TO THE MOUNTAAAAAAIN!!!
--- Mountain 50%
SANADA: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
--- 100% feelings + Mountain + Jinx
--- Sanada
shibiibibibibibi
JINXJINXJINXJINXJINXJINX...
MOUNTAINMOUNTAINMOUNTAINMOUNTAINMOUNTAIN...
Tezuka: Nuoooooooo
SANADA: HOATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
--- Jinx
OSHITARI: WHERE IS THE MOUNTAIN? WHERE IS THE MOUNTAAAAAAAAAIN?
Uoooooooo
---- He started acting weird
SANADA: Piece of cakie!
REFEREE: Game Set won by Sanada
--- jinx jinx
ATOBE: Cht
Becoming a legend
MIZUKI: I can't do this anymore.
MIZUKI: Now if you excuse me, I am leaving this team.
YUKIMURA: Wait, please, Mizuki!
YUKIMURA: The tournament is coming soon, you can't leave just now...
---Slap
SANADA: How could you do that to Yukimura, you bastard!!
MIZUKI: What's the point of your being the leader?
MIZUKI: Even though you have reunited such a wonderful group of players, can't you see there is no unity in the team?
SANADA: Wha...
MIZUKI: All you do is fighting!! What else have you been doing these past weeks?!
SANADA: Whaaat!!
TEZUKA: (All I have been thinking about is mountains!!)
MIZUKI: What was your intention when you formed this team?!
SANADA: What a thing to say!! Isn't it obvious what Yukimura had in mind!?
YUKIMURA: The truth is...
YUKIMURA: that Team Yukimura...
YUKIMURA: ...is just one of my ways to kill time.
ATOBE: Wait! Don't be so rash!!
TEZUKA: Wasn't it Team Mountain Climbing?
--- Apparently, and as it was only natural, Team Yukimura won the tournament normally
--- SORRY!!
MIZUKI: That's fine... Let's just say the vessel is different.
--- The only member left in the end.
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