What if Yukimura exchanged Atobe for Sanada? (2/3)
At first couldn't connect Sanada and Oshitari whatsoever, so I read the kanjis as "Ninja feet" and thought it was some kind of martial arts Sanada performed, until I realized it was the name of the glassed tensai. If you thought that Sanada was truly obsessed with Yukimura, you can now think twice.
This panel sums up everything you are to expect from Sanada in Hyoutei. Plus violence.
Atobe, on the other hand, gives a more gentler touch to Rikkai.
Don't know what I am talking about? Did you miss part 1? Here.
NOTE: Translated "on the go", rough translation, summary almost. Please forgive me.
It is late, so I'll do another typo's revision tomorrow. Please, forgive those you find!
Oshitari takes Sanada around Hyoutei's grounds and explains where everything is.
However, Sanada keeps being distracted by Oshitari's belly.
"And where is the infirmary, Oshitari?"
"Above us."
"I SEEEEEE!?"
Sanada complains it hurt, and Oshitari said his (lascivious) stares hurt more!!
Sanada then introduces himself to the students council, explaining the situation...
...and the effect is a collective suicide massacre faint.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOO! ATOBE SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Sanada feels proud of himself and his effect on the girls, it's the first time that his smexiness makes them faint.
Oshitari replies that it's better for him to keep believing that...
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Atobe announces that he is going to take Sanada's place, but he is not going to do the same things he does.
He is going to support Yukimura his own way as his vice-captain.
Yukimura: "You've heard, boys. I am counting on all of you!"
ATOBE'S WORK
Akaya doubts Atobe will be up to Sanada's position, but Atobe replies that he will work three times as hard.
Atobe then asks what kind of work does that jerk Sanada do in the morning?
Yanagi: "Don't push yourself so hard, Keigo."
Atobe: "Yanagi?"
Yanagi: "Come on, just call me Renji."
Yanagi: "From the very start of the day, there are absolutely no tasks for Sanada to do."
Atobe: "WHAT?"
Yanagi explains how much of a useless idiot Sanada is and proceeds to fill Atobe in with Sanada's day pie-chart (SLEEP-TENNIS-OSHITARI-TENNIS-OSHITARI)
Atobe: "Oshitari?"
Yukimura suggest to Atobe that they take a break from their obligations and taste for once the same carefree spirit as dumb-ass Sanada!
Atobe scolds Yukimura for wanting to act the stupid being the captain!
Yanagi cheers him up by reflecting on what damage could Sanada be doing to Hyoutei right now...
Yukimura: "DOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
Atobe: "Gyaaaaaaaa!!"
Yukimura then suggests to take the school desks to the school grounds and form kanji characters with them.
Atobe: "WHAAAT!?"
Yukimura: "Or let's just run away in a stolen motorbike!"
Atobe: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WANT ME HERE FOR!!"
Jackal: "Oioi! The bell just rang! Let's go back to class!"
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Sanada is going to take perfect care of Atobe's position, and wants Kabaji to voice his opinions to him without restraint.
"...USU."
At lunch time, Sanada is shocked to discover that Atobe has a private chef who prepares a special menu just for him.
Sanada: "What's this food? Aren't there any chopsticks?"
But Kabaji, who has been told not to hold back his opinions, shows Sanada that
"Atobe san doesn't have such vulgar manners at the table"
Oshitari: "Hahaha, now we have a funny show-time at lunch!"
Title of the movie: MY FAIR EMPEROR
RUTHLESS TENNIS
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN BE AWED AT MY PROWESS!!
I LOVE YOU, OSHITARI!!!"
"I AM GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT TARUNDORU CHARACTER OF ALL OF YOU!!
I LOVE YOU, OSHITARI!!!!!"
Ohtori: "He's got quite a strength. And he is so good at tennis..."
Shishido: "Yeah...That's why I cannot talk back to him and it is so frustrating..."
Oshitari seems to be in shock that nobody notices something amiss with Sanada's WORDS.
He wonders if maybe it's just him...
And fears for this gloomy situation in which not even his fellow regulars, who have fought along his side until now, are able to retaliate.
Tarundoru character = slackers, sissy ass, they have no guts, no balls
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ICE & FIRE
When Marui misses the ball, Atobe orders him to try 30 balls more.
Akaya is angry. That's not how Sanada did things. Sanada used to SLAP whoever made a miss, like that.
Jackal: "Why me?"
Akaya can't accept such a soft method.
Atobe reminds him that he already said he was not going to follow Sanada's ways.
Atobe says it's better to employ the time in practising more (literally, the time spent hitting the ground after being hit could better be used to pick up another ball.)
If they were to become better at tennis by being slapped, he would slap them all they wanted. (But he doesn't seem to think that's the way!)
Jackal is touched. Akaya is frustrated.
Marui comments on how much Akaya seems to appreciate Sanada, in spite of how often he badmouths him.
Akaya: "SHIT! I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS!!"
Atobe: "I don't dislike guys like him" And thinks: "Reminds me of Hiyoshi"
Background charas (probably Marui and Jackal): "This is so much more relaxed. Nothing to do with Sanada!"
Akaya: This is boring...Che...
Sanada in the clouds: "TARUNDORU AKAYAAAAAA!!"
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THE LAST TRUMPET AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Ohtori doen't seem too comfortable with Sanada's violents ways.
Shishido agrees, but explains that it's certain that they are becoming stronger, and that is why he wants to believe in Sanada.
Shishido: "He's pushing the club forward with his own stern convictions."
Ohtori: "Shishido-san..."
So Ohtori goes to Sanada and says that he accepts him as captain.
"Uh?"
"However, if you were ever to do anything to betray Shishido-san's hope and trust, I will use all my power to have the HAMMER OF JUSTICE fall upon you!"
And starts talking about the trumpet that announces the end of the world...
Sanada: "I don't know what you are talking about, but I accept the challenge!"
Ohtori: "Shishido-san, I feel inside me the sound of the trumpet, announcing loudly the beginning of a CRUSADE!"
Shishido: "Oh, I see that your fighting spirit has awoken, Chotaro!"
IN THE SHOWER ROOM
Oshitari: "He slapped me twice... But when Sanada is playing tennis he is..." (blush)
Sanada: "Oshitari!"
Oshitari: "HIIIIIIII!"
Sanada: "I'm sorry I hit you earlier..." (Genichiro, creating the mood at all costs)
::touchy touchy::
Oshitari: "THIS IS SO DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIING!!"
Oshitari's heart is trembling...
Oshitari: "It's not!"
AT YANAGI'S PLACE
(Note: ウルルン滞在記 seems to be based on a TV programme, half-contest, half-documentary...)
Atobe: "That idiot Sanada, I hope he's doing his duty in my place..."
Yanagi: "Are you worried, Keigo? The truth is that I installed a micro-camera in Geni... Sanada's cap. I can now reproduce everything that Sanada put his eyes upon today."
Atobe: "Isn't that illegal?"
PIP
Atobe: "Where the hell are you looking, Sanada!!!!!"
Atobe: "No...STOP-----SANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Yanagi: "It seems you have not been able to repress those predator instincs that evolve inside you, Genichiro..."
Atobe: "RUUUUUN, OSHITARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!
Yanagi: "I'm afraid he was eaten..."
Atobe: "OSHITARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"""
AT OSHITARI'S PLACE
Oshitari explains how Sanada can't eat the lunch that Atobe's chef prepares ("It doesn't go with my character") and Oshitari's mother offers to prepare a bento box for Gen-chan as well ♥
Sanada: "Mother-in-law!!"
Oshitari: "Wh... Mum, you don't need to do such things!"
Sanada: "One day Oshitari will be just like her..."
Oshitari: "Everything nice you do for him will turn against me!!"
THE FOLLOWING MORNING...
Impressive Love Bento...
And what's more: MATCHING BENTOS!!
Oshitari: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"
TO BE CONTINUED... with the definitive effects of the exchange in both teams :D
ON TO THE THIRD AND LAST PART