Last Cigarette Ever

March, 2017.

Part One
It was 6pm on a mild Tuesday evening, and Ted’s wife had been in labour for sixteen hours. Whoever decided that second births were supposed to be easier clearly hadn’t got the memo this time around. Two years earlier, little Leia had popped out in six hours straight, but this baby - boy or girl, Ted didn’ ( Read more... )

Last Cigarette Ever, Part Two
About thirty minutes later, Barney was startled out of a doze by someone gently kicking his foot. Opening his eyes to protest, he saw standing before him a red-eyed Ted, carefully cradling in his arms the tiniest, blue-wrapped bundle, with a gigantic shock of jet-black hair.

Ripping out his headphones, Barney leapt ( Read more... )

Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Subject: Humour, Romance
Rating: I don't understand the US lettering system, but there's nothing dirty in this!
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I own nothing
A/N: I don't normally write fanfic (in fact this is my first!) but this idea had been in my head for a while and then I saw the prompt from tenshinrtaiga, " ( Read more... )