My fellow Americans - PANIC AND RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. George W. Bush is defending you. However, isn't it funny that the men who are supposed to represent us are completely turning their backs on us? Shouldn't that be grounds for kicking them all out of office? My current favorite congressman included ( Read more... )

Lets give it up for the Olympics! Not only did the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens bring in record lows in Olympic attendance, and not only did the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens bring in a wave of embarrasment for its own home team as Greek athlete after Greek athlete gets stripped of its metals, but Venezuela managed to finally get a bronze medal ( Read more... )

Ah... It has come and gone, another delightful season of BBQ steaks, burgers, fingers, and dreadful potato salad on the side. Yes, the Fourth of July. And this year was a special one. It was after all the 218th birthday of the United States. Whats a better way to celebrate this peace-loving nation than by blowing shit up ( Read more... )

How to make a LeMiox
Ingredients:

3 parts success

5 parts courage

3 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Advanced English teacher my sophomore year of high school hates and loves me. Mr. Hagel thought he was the shit. He was a human dictionary and also came with the personality of one. There was no greater pleasure I had that year than challenging his rule/authority/intelligence. I'll admit, it was a slow year for me ( Read more... )

If I'm missing in a week, please know I didn't go down without a fight - and probably some ferocious biting ( Read more... )

Part I of a mini-series ( Read more... )

I'd terrify myself...


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I have heard from many people that my LiveJournal entries give them 3-5 minutes of enjoyment each day. It is a pleasure to serve you all, and I appreciate your comments, it keeps me going ( Read more... )

I'm not sure what this means exactly.... All I can think of is "rug" burns.... ummmm...


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