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Fiction: Untitled. Rated S for Silly
Okay, I was in a funny mood...
This entry will be edited later. AGAIN.
For now:
Title: Untitled
Author: meeeeee
Written on: anakin, openoffice writer
Posted from: darth maul, mozilla firefox
Dedication: for pasha
Rating: PG-13 I guess
Warnings: lack of English knowledge, sentient computers, baaaad puns, silliness, IN PROGRESS
Word Count: 530 EDIT: 925
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Okay so I just went to see Star Trek XI. It was AWESOME. Random fangirling ahead.
1. How hot was that asphyxiation scene? Spock's all ~assertive~ and Kirk's eyelashes ~flutter~ and you can practically see him coming in his pants... also the way they look at each other afterwards? Spock's eyes say: "I find it highly illogical to achieve sexual ( Read more... ) -
PARIS!!!
I WILL BE GOING THERE! Et je ne parle pas francais. Je suis allemand. Est'ce que tu parles pas anglais? (I only hope that was correct... it means only railway station to me (which is a german saying that means: understand nothing).)
Well, I say it
Ee jö nö parlee pa fronsä. jo süi allemo. esse kö tü parle pa anglä?
I guess.
However, I suppose I can ( Read more... ) -
Viacom, MSNBC hopping on the truck
So everyone's complaining about torrenting, which is incredibly illegal and morally disgusting and disregarding the rights of artists and betrays honest working companies for money. Then there are the other people who are not allowed to speak out loud who think that it's just fine.
See, Comedy Central airs FOR FREE in the US. I don't think that ( Read more... ) -
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secure.couragecampaign.org/page/contribute/TurnFearIntoHope
I don't want to tell you to give money to the campaign, but just look at the video and ... yell at your computer or whatever. This is outrageous.
Things that bothered me a lot, except for the obvious
"My freedom will be taken away" WRONG. Others just get the same freedom you have. Your ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Heavenly Bodies
COLBERT.
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I'm bored
Südgeschmier war heute lustig...
(ich sollte eigentlich nicht darüber lachen, aber konnte mich einfach nicht zurückhalten)
auf der Klatschseite:
Nass: Im Sado-Maso-Dress ist ein Mann in einen Brunnen gefallen und dann völlig durchnässt in einem Bus der Darmstadter Polizei aufgefallen. Er trug eine schwarze Perücke, eine Strumpfhose überm Gesicht, ( Read more... ) -
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(yes, I stole this from somewhere)
Homophobia and You
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our ( Read more... ) -
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51 Wörter
Speedtest
Tjaaa... ich bin auf Deutsch irgendwie schneller als auf Englisch, trotz den Umlauten und Großbuchstaben. Okay.
Habe soeben beschlossen, dass ich üben sollte, aber keine Notwendigkeit besteht, 10-Finger-System zu lernen. Das funktioniert eh nicht. Hmpf.
Ich werd's mal meiner Mutter schicken, die damit angibt, dass sie 10-Finger- ( Read more... ) -
Randomness
My English teacher today:
"Put away your pants and panties."
(He apparently in fact said: Put away your pens and pencils.)
But you can imagine my reaction.