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Okay so I just went to see Star Trek XI. It was AWESOME. Random fangirling ahead.
1. How hot was that asphyxiation scene? Spock's all ~assertive~ and Kirk's eyelashes ~flutter~ and you can practically see him coming in his pants... also the way they look at each other afterwards? Spock's eyes say: "I find it highly illogical to achieve sexual pleasure trough suffocation, and figure it would be not in your interest to tell the crew. However I must admit that I would not object to repeating the action in private, if you please." Kirk: "Fuck yeah do that again holy fuck nasty vulcan I want to see the rage in your eyes I want to break youuuuuuuuu *struggles to breathe*"
2. The Jellyfish (I don't like the name though) is one sexy ship. I want to see her dirty talking with Spock.
3. Captain It-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time and the pointy-eared bastard stand very close in some scenes...
4. Spock has a penchant for blue eyeshadow?
5. Chekov is so pretty. (Is he really supposed to be 17? I would have guessed 14 or something...)
6. I don't like Uhura. Just... she's in the way of epic slashiness... so...
7. "Permission to come aboard, Captain?" "Permission granted." OMG.
8. "Get out of that chair." Now that's love at first sight, huh?
9. I want Sulu's sword. (Dick joke not intended... but fine.)
10. Nero is hot, like only the bad guy can be. I fear that one day I will be face to face with an epically bad guy and just begin to grin like mad and go "I want you..."
11. Beaming away Archer's dog = epic win. (Which reminds me of the by now 2 (that's t-w-o) fictions in the kink meme involving stuff getting beamed up Kirk's ass and he comes. There are 4 (f-o-u-r) prompts for that, FOUR. Star Trek fans are apeshit crazy.)
Uhm... plot? What plot?!
Edit for the correction of mistakes in the form of typography as well as content.
*which reminds me of having to get a star trek xi icon.
1. How hot was that asphyxiation scene? Spock's all ~assertive~ and Kirk's eyelashes ~flutter~ and you can practically see him coming in his pants... also the way they look at each other afterwards? Spock's eyes say: "I find it highly illogical to achieve sexual pleasure trough suffocation, and figure it would be not in your interest to tell the crew. However I must admit that I would not object to repeating the action in private, if you please." Kirk: "Fuck yeah do that again holy fuck nasty vulcan I want to see the rage in your eyes I want to break youuuuuuuuu *struggles to breathe*"
2. The Jellyfish (I don't like the name though) is one sexy ship. I want to see her dirty talking with Spock.
3. Captain It-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time and the pointy-eared bastard stand very close in some scenes...
4. Spock has a penchant for blue eyeshadow?
5. Chekov is so pretty. (Is he really supposed to be 17? I would have guessed 14 or something...)
6. I don't like Uhura. Just... she's in the way of epic slashiness... so...
7. "Permission to come aboard, Captain?" "Permission granted." OMG.
8. "Get out of that chair." Now that's love at first sight, huh?
9. I want Sulu's sword. (Dick joke not intended... but fine.)
10. Nero is hot, like only the bad guy can be. I fear that one day I will be face to face with an epically bad guy and just begin to grin like mad and go "I want you..."
11. Beaming away Archer's dog = epic win. (Which reminds me of the by now 2 (that's t-w-o) fictions in the kink meme involving stuff getting beamed up Kirk's ass and he comes. There are 4 (f-o-u-r) prompts for that, FOUR. Star Trek fans are apeshit crazy.)
Uhm... plot? What plot?!
Edit for the correction of mistakes in the form of typography as well as content.
*which reminds me of having to get a star trek xi icon.