Welcome to another installment of the Rose Legacy. This one took a little longer than anticipated, but it's finally here! So no worries kids, none at all, and hopefully you'll enjoy another round with Mia, Wynn and the kids.
Previous Chapters:
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1.2 |
1.3 |
2.1 |
2.2 Last time Chuck, the fatherless wonder, grew up into a child. Chuck is an absent-minded, excitable loner so she took off immediately after her birthday.
Chuck: "You said there was ice cream at the park. That was a lie."
Did I say that? I mean you should go visit your Uncle Cohen!
Chuck: "There is no one here! Why do you hate me so much!"
*sigh*
After Chuck's several failed afternoon endeavors she finally went home to play in her newly decorated bedroom at her new block table.
Chuck: "Hurr, it's green and that's funny."
This is going to go swimmingly I see.
Chuck: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey lookit what I did! I made a house!"
Chuck overcame her simple clone status and managed to build an awesome house. Good for her.
Wynn came to see Chuck's progress with the blocks and decided to announce to her oldest child that she was having another baby.
Wynn: "That's right Chuck, you're going to be a big sister again! And this time, this daughter is going to actually be eligible and worth all the effort of raising her."
Chuck: "What was that Mommy?"
Wynn: "Oh nothing..."
Speaking of ineligible children, Turnip is still around.
Turnip: "Whys you be fowgetting me? I's still cute!"
Yea, you are, your only black mark is that damned y chromosome!
This would also be a good time to mention that I also took the storyteller handicap. I completely forgot about that and now Mia has to spend a good portion of her elder years writing a book, but whatever. I've said it, it's getting done, don't judge me!
It's not all Mia does. She also rides around in her limousine a lot.
Mia: "It's very spacious in here although I feel the seats may be a little too soft. I feel like I'm falling right through."
And she takes visits to the graveyard - which isn't morbid at all - and explores the catacombs. All by her own choice.
Mia: "Why do I have to do this again?"
I WANT THAT MYSTERIOUS MR. GNOME!! *breathes deeply*nervous laugh* Aha, I mean...all by her own choice.
Of course, with Mia out Wynn decides now is the best time to go into labour.
Wynn: "I didn't decide anything! I'd prefer this not happen at all!!"
And where is Chuck at this time?
Finally visiting her Uncle Cohen.
Cohen: "I see you there little girl. Oh yes, I seeeeee you."
Gosh, he has turned creepy.
Chuck: "Hey Uncle Cohen! Thanks for letting me coming over!"
Cohen: "What! I wasn't standing at the window staring at you and mouth-breathing. I wasn't, I'll fight anyone who says I was!"
Chuck: "Uhh, I'm gonna go do my homework now..."
Elena: "Cohen, were you being weird again?"
Cohen: "NEVER!"
Chuck: "This is the weirdest family ever...and I don't even have a father!"
Cohen and Elena also had a baby. She's really stupid. I'm concerned about her to be honest.
Okay fine. She's not stupid or anything. She's actually frustratingly cute. But she has Mia's eyes the little bitch! I hate her for it!
So while Mia was off gallivanting and Chuck was getting acquainted with her family Wynn sucked it up and had her baby like a man. Or...whatever. So everyone meet Ned Rose, the newest girl to the Rose family. She was born with the friendly and clumsy traits.
Unfortunately Mia's "adventure" didn't end so well. Not only did she get fried/mauled by bears/whatever it was, she also didn't bring me back a Mysterious Mr. Gnome.
Mia: "*sob* I tried to find one for you!"
After finishing her homework Chuck went home and called her "daddy". It was a night for family interaction.
Chuck: "So, Mom just had another baby. Her name is Ned."
Bernard: "Your mother named her Ned? What was she thinking?"
Chuck: "She says she was all hopped up on labour hormones or something. Bernard, is Ned your baby?"
Of course, while Chuck was talking to Bernard, Wynn was trying to actually call Bernard.
Wynn: "Little bitch, I bet she's the reason Bernard is giving me a busy tone."
Wynn was less than impressed with Chuck's behaviour.
Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck: "Mom is making me do my homework."
But you already did it.
Chuck: "Yea. So now I'm just scribbling in my notebook."
Wynn banished Chuck to the kitchen so that she could tell Bernard the good news about the baby.
Chuck: "Mom, Grammy, why are we outside?"
Mia: "Jessie said she's going to change the house. So we need to be out of the house."
Wynn: "This had better be worth it."
Personally I think it was worth it. I'm incredibly pleased with how the house turned out.
So this is the house.
This is the top floor. On the bottom right is Wynn's room and bathroom. Next to that is Ned's room/nursery. On top of the nursery is a bathroom and then Chucks room. Beside that is the office, next to that is Turnip's room, and then Turnip's bathroom.
Aaand the bottom floor.
So, bottom right is Mia's bedroom and her en suite bathroom. Beside that is the front foyer, and the bottom left is the living room. On top of that is the kitchen/dinning room. The empty room was originally intended to be another children's room, but now it's just the exercise room and random skill room.
So, was it worth the wait in the cold for your new home? Do you like the new kitchen?
Wynn: "These waffles have too much salt in them."
o.0
It doesn't matter, the kids like the new house.
Turnip: "Turny luffs yew rockets."
Okay fine, maybe Turnip doesn't care about the house but I'm sure Chuck does.
Chuck: "Sure, whatever, it's awesome. Now can you leave me alone? I'm trying to watch Sim Survivor. Lilith is totally going to hook up with Mark, and I've been waiting for this to happen."
I hate all of you. *sigh*
So, what does Wynn decide to do with her newly built and decorated house?
She makes out with her illegitimate boyfriend. In her fatherless daughter's bedroom.
Which of course leads to her puking her guts out in Chuck's bathroom. While Chuck is sleeping.
Since Turnip's toddlerhood was coming to an end soon enough so Mia decided to spend some extra time with the tot.
Mia: "The green one goes in here Turnip."
Turnip: "Grammy, gween one goes in this hole. Yew be wwong Grammy!"
Mia: "*sigh*I've been bested by a toddler."
So yea, Turnip's birthday was like, that afternoon.
Wynn: "Come on Turny, blow out the candles."
Turnip: "Feeeeeeels....sooooo....goooood"
Turnip: "Oh yea, that's the spot. Freedom here I come!"
It was also Ned's birthday.
Wynn: "Yay! Toddler training, dirty potties and more diapers!"
Mia: "She's finally lost it."
Of course it wouldn't be a birthday with Wynn if something didn't break or burst into flames.
Mia: "I hate that girl sometimes."
Me too Mia. Me too.
Wynn: "Oooh, pretty lights!"
Mia: "Dammit Wynn get the baby out of here!"
Oh yea, Dave Newberry (aka Turnip's Daddy) showed up for the festivities.
Dave "So, where's the booze?"
Mia: "I hate you. I really, really hate you."
Mia, the most amazing sim ever, managed to put out the fire and Ned finally had a chance to age up. She looks pretty much like the rest of the generation three kids.
Turnip: "Pew, pew pew! Howdy pardner."
Turnip's a brave, ambitious, artistic type.
Turnip: "A boogedy-boogedy-boo!"
He really grew into quite the cutie didn't he?
Here's Ned after a makeover.
Ned: "I's like smawties!"
I love her PJ's.
Ned: "I's like smawties!"
Yea, yea, we get it kid. We get it.
Ned: "I's like smawties!"
Turnip: "Yea, Ned, you've told me that like, twenty times now."
Ned: "I's like sma-"
Turnip: "Smarties, I know.
Ned: "Smawties. *Mind voodoo powers*"
Apparently Ned has voodoo mind powers and can make blocks levitate!
In case anyone didn't figure it out, Wynn is pregnant again. Once again by Dave Newberry.
Wynn: "So we're agreed then? If I watermelon this one into a girl, I can be finished?"
For sure. Please to be making the with the lady babies nao mmkay?
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