Kendra Wilkinson to bang me so badly it hurts.

Watching Girls of the Playboy Mansion gets me way wetter than any self-respecting boi-grrl lover should get.

planning and having a wedding. And I cried and cried ( Read more... )

Taken rom Perez Hilton about my love, Nicole Richie ( Read more... )

could turn out to be something pretty darn amazing! With me barely lifting a finger and being way too groomed to be an academic...I got the 'Legally Blonde' comments a lot again at the weekend! Loves it ( Read more... )

...they give me hassle when I'm walking alone, cat calling me and whistling and and and (I get this AT THE VERY LEAST a few times a day...and I never figured out why some girls like it...they give them little smiles back to boys...not me!!. It used to be so bad that I tried to cover myself up or to do stuff so i wouldn't get noticed...but then I ( Read more... )

when they've scared the butchest of dykes and the biggest of blokes..

I've had snakes wrapped round my neck..

I'm great with heights...

But I have a horrible fear of fish...

Even though I'm a mermaid...

so how am I supposed to go diving in the coral reef???

Awww.

I like riding my bike round the park with the kids.

It's a mockery of a sham. no, not really. I did whizz up seven months of work in four (half-) days again but what the hell... they don't notice and even when they do, I still get praised. Fools. I think it's damn fine stuff ( Read more... )

that my bum is burning...my turd needed to be served with ice ( Read more... )

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from the many boys after me online ( Read more... )