I ate so many jalepinos tonight
that my bum is burning...my turd needed to be served with ice.
Once my ex gf *cough* Hannah *cough* decided to finger my ass as I was shitting. I think she tried to hard to please me. I am a dirty Gertie butt... that is taking it too far. I don't like scat. Eugh. So she was fingering me as I shat and I just started squealing and told her I didn't wanna see her finger and that she better wash it thoroughly.
She also used to like to eat things out of my bum. Like long sweets which she could shove up there and eat out of my ass.
I could never ever do that.
But I have decided that one day I will do a big poo in someone's mouth as they are sleeping and then I will take my things and leave and never see them again.
I have had awful belly ache for the past few days and it can't be my period although at times it's really bad.
I have to get up early tomorrow for a hair appointment at ten am tomorrow. That's ridiculous!!
Me and Lisa are going on that holiday together whether we're 'lovers' or not. I can't wait. It's the kind of start to Jan which everyone needs.
'No ma'am we weren't lovers'... oh the joys of San Fran.
I got asked to leave a hotel in San Fran as I got very drunk and one boy tried to impress me telling me his brother was a, kept saying faggot Sandhurst (impress ME with soldiers and war?????!!!!!!!!! Bastard!!). Then he was slagging a man off and said he was gay blah blah. So I told him that I was dyke and to fuck off and that his brother was just a pawn to be played with and that I hoped his brother was really a faggot and that he got killed at war. (I had been given maybe 30 or more cosmo's for free by some over friendly dykes) and then he told the hotel man I was offensive and I rowed with him and flicked my cig at him or something and then I went to the kitchen and demanded food as I had the munchies as I had gekifft with the lezzas and had the munchies. So they threw me out. I could be firecrotch's new friend but I will not shag her cos I never wanna go down in flames.
And my belly still hurts :o(
Fin.
Once my ex gf *cough* Hannah *cough* decided to finger my ass as I was shitting. I think she tried to hard to please me. I am a dirty Gertie butt... that is taking it too far. I don't like scat. Eugh. So she was fingering me as I shat and I just started squealing and told her I didn't wanna see her finger and that she better wash it thoroughly.
She also used to like to eat things out of my bum. Like long sweets which she could shove up there and eat out of my ass.
I could never ever do that.
But I have decided that one day I will do a big poo in someone's mouth as they are sleeping and then I will take my things and leave and never see them again.
I have had awful belly ache for the past few days and it can't be my period although at times it's really bad.
I have to get up early tomorrow for a hair appointment at ten am tomorrow. That's ridiculous!!
Me and Lisa are going on that holiday together whether we're 'lovers' or not. I can't wait. It's the kind of start to Jan which everyone needs.
'No ma'am we weren't lovers'... oh the joys of San Fran.
I got asked to leave a hotel in San Fran as I got very drunk and one boy tried to impress me telling me his brother was a, kept saying faggot Sandhurst (impress ME with soldiers and war?????!!!!!!!!! Bastard!!). Then he was slagging a man off and said he was gay blah blah. So I told him that I was dyke and to fuck off and that his brother was just a pawn to be played with and that I hoped his brother was really a faggot and that he got killed at war. (I had been given maybe 30 or more cosmo's for free by some over friendly dykes) and then he told the hotel man I was offensive and I rowed with him and flicked my cig at him or something and then I went to the kitchen and demanded food as I had the munchies as I had gekifft with the lezzas and had the munchies. So they threw me out. I could be firecrotch's new friend but I will not shag her cos I never wanna go down in flames.
And my belly still hurts :o(
Fin.