I've been here less than a week and already I'm getting really weird deja-vu vibes outta this place. On the plus side, there's booze. On the downside, someone got into my stash of cigarettes.

Elena, you wanna do something later? You better show me the good sides of this place or I might just up and disappear again, y'know.

[The first thing visible is what appears to be a lobstrosity. At first, it maneuvers its way up to the communicator and seems interested in the screen. This goes on for several minutes as it knocks the device to the ground and looks it over rather thoroughly. In the distance, there's faint yelling, and then:]

GET OFF.

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