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[lazyturk]

I've been here less than a week and already I'm getting really weird deja-vu vibes outta this place. On the plus side, there's booze. On the downside, someone got into my stash of cigarettes.

Elena, you wanna do something later? You better show me the good sides of this place or I might just up and disappear again, y'know.

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[teufel_schu]

You do know that she's fucking me these days and not you, right? I do hope you aren't thinking about sliding back into that position with her.

[lazyturk]

Wait. What? Elena and I were...

Look, pal. I'm not pushing in on anyone's parade. I'm asking her to show me around. You got a problem with that?

[teufel_schu]

I do in fact. She's mine, so keep it in mind and your dick in your pants. I killed the last one of you. Ask her if you don't believe it. She's mine.

[lazyturk]

Yeah, like I care.

[gamepatch]

Smoking's bad for your health.

[lazyturk]

Oh, are you the one who took mine? That's nice of you.

But really I can't let you get lung cancer. I'll take those off your hands.

[gamepatch]

Yeah, I'm a keeper. But no thanks. I'll take my chances.

[lazyturk]

Better give them back, kid.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Ignore Schuldig.

Of course. I'll show you some of the better sides of this place, not that there are man.

[lazyturk]

We were sleeping together? When'd that happen?

I already found where the booze is. I'm not sure there's anywhere that can top that.

[im_not_a_rookie]

We (a different you, I think) dated for awhile, a little over a year ago.

You're going to need a safe, warm place to drink it in. Sunde? Probably not that place, considering Schuldig owns it.

[lazyturk]

Well that might have been something to mention before I spoke up.

The Lux was where I crashed last night. Cool place.

[herolike]

I'm not sure there are any good sides of this place.

[lazyturk]

Figures. And here I thought I was getting a vacation, not a one-way ticket to Hell.

[herolike]

I want to say it could always be worse, but I've been telling myself that a lot since I got here yesterday and it's starting to not really be believable.