I note, with no small degree of astonishment, that here in the UK, in the 21st Century, boxes of matches still have "Average number" printed on them as a guideline to how many matches you get in a box ( Read more... )

Everything is relative ( Read more... )

So, for once, I'm posting a 'meme' (stolen from slut_harly) - Feel free to make use of it ... Just don't expect me to respond to it ( Read more... )

I have been informed that this week I have been disturbingly fluffy ... So much so, apparently, that people are begining to worrry about me, in case I'm going strange here, all by myself

I was saving this entry for tomorrow ... but, if it will allay a few fears and set your minds at rest, I might as well post it today as then

So, I'd just like ( Read more... )

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I spend my days
In waiting
I know not
For whom
Or what
Or why

And so
It seems
To me
I'll be
In waiting
The day I die

Past Successes
Future Tears
Perpetual Motion
Over the years

What did I do?
What should I have done?
What should I do?
What will I become?

Should I stay?
Or should I go?
Take a chance?
Or just say no?

Dreams or Nightmares
Thought or Emotion
Hopes or Fears
I've just no notion

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I SHAG GOATS

( It's not Campbell's Condensed )