Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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3:1 Breakfast-Maker

Of course, my dishwasher does all that and more - It's a Philipino model [1]

[1] And only seventeen years old too!

I didn't want to believe it, but last weekend, whilst out at the pub with friends, I found myself grooving to (and then enthusing about) the print-out from the till as it did the day's receipts at closing time

GAH!

I need to go clubbing!

( And then there's the real thing )

PURPLEs = Compressed files
BLUEs = DOCUMENTS
CYANs = EXECUTABLES
REDs = GRAPHICS
GREENs = AUDIO




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It's here

Go, jimmy1369!

Thanks to serar_is_gay for finding this one

I may be a cheap date [1] ... but I'm high maintainance, nevertheless ... I need attention lavished upon me daily ( Read more... )

I just wanted to be me

There IS a God ... And he hates stupid people

Tech Support: "Thank you for calling Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Customer: "Yes, is this the help desk?"
Tech Support: "Yes sir, it is; how may I help you?"
Customer: (in a very strained and excited voice) "I can't go to the bathroom!"

Understandably, I was shocked.

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