Gory details of my miscarriage:( Read more )

XKCD Wedding cake!


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I'm having a sleep test last night and today. The Internet here isn't working today. Thank god for my phone ( Read more... )

I have two shirts that talk about science:

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I have the best job. A couple days ago a client who owns a bakery came in, and he brought us baked things. He makes these amazingly yummy heart shaped chocolate dipped things. I want to know what they are called so I can learn to make them. They are so good. Today someone came in and brought us cookies. I think they came with a commercial. I ( Read more... )

I think there should be a rule against smokers Sitting next to me on public transportation. We could have designated smoker seats. "if you have smoked in the past hour sit here". The lady sitting next to me on the train stinks. Plus the train isn't even full enough yet for someone to have to sit next to me at all.

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My stapler says "OPEN AWAY FROM FACE" with the quotation marks included. It's like the staper is talking and has it's own quote written on itself. I "hate" extraneous qutotation marks ( Read more... )

This morning I was fighting with the ticket machine to take the train in to work. For some reason the machine at the Ventura Metrolink station doesn't like my favorite credit card. The one at the Burbank station doesn't have any problem with it. But it didn't like any of my other credit cards either, or my debit card. I was contemplating riding ( Read more... )

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Oh my god I just had a dream that I killed a baby! Possibly Zane. I was laying on my back and the baby was laying on his stomach on my stomach, and he tried to nurse on the blanket I had between us. He got yarn from the blanket stuck in his mouth. He didn't really seem in distress but I kept pulling the yarn out and there was always more and I ( Read more... )