By Any Other Name - 9

Oct 08, 2007 08:12

To start off the week right, I offer you vignettes. They've been siting in my computer for weeks.
Rated M (or Y) for safety as usual. Sexual innuendos and activity implied.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

Ichigo always has a cache of dirty comebacks on the tip of his tongue. Quite a bit of lines were taken from chapters 201-202. Spoilers up to ( Read more... )

kon, chad, bleach, fanfiction, by any other name, ichiruki

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windxalchemist October 8 2007, 01:44:56 UTC
*guffaws*
shall we label the first and last ones as a form of slight crack? XDD

It’s a Hollow.
Rukia, I haven’t seen you in months. That weak freak can wait. Right now, I am only interested in the Hollow between your thighs that I want to pierce and Moon Fang with my big-ass zapankutou.

(Zangetsu will not be amused the next time he talks to Ichigo.)
*speechless*

my sides hurt from laughing so hard.
especially the last line of the whole Chad's excerpt.
I think I will name my new pet Kai.

*coherency died*

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laurie_bunter October 8 2007, 02:36:51 UTC
XD I was going to label it as crack but I was wondering if it was crack-y enough.

My coherency died a long time ago... :)

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wicked_liz October 8 2007, 01:56:10 UTC
ROFL!

I don't know what to say, my poor virgin mind!! (I seriously laughed like mad reading these)

Ichigo's little inner perspective would actually be true if he were a normal, hormonal teenager. I don't think he's noticed Nnoi checking him out, or he would have been disturbed by how much Grimmy wanted to "fight him".

Rukia's piece was beautiful; I loved the reference to Ichigo being stripped and raw inside. I personally think he's on the edge of falling apart, with all the drama. Great language and symmetry.

Chad's bit is my hands down fav! His closet love for cute things should be abused more often. Inclusion of his trade-mark shirts are just a bonus.

I think if Kubo made Ichigo hormonal, I'd die from the shock. XD

Been lurking ur stuff on FF.net, ^__^u *is not a stalker*

<3

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laurie_bunter October 8 2007, 02:41:22 UTC
Oh, I totally forgot to put in Grimmy. But maybe all the Grimmjow-Ichigo shippers would have done something for their *special moments.* :)

I'm happy you liked Rukia's piece. It's vaguely about sex, too, but in a much more subtle way. It feels sandwiched between the two other vignettes, but what the hell.

I loved writing from Chad's point of view, too. He's such a great guy.

Chad + Kon = One True Pairing ? XD

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laurie_bunter October 8 2007, 02:43:50 UTC
ack! I meant: it feels WEIRD sandwiched between the two other vignettes.

Anyway I'm glad I made you laugh! :) Ichigo's hormones are funny.

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annieroo2 October 8 2007, 01:59:29 UTC
Rukiai in the red dog collar killed me dead. It took me forever to stop laughing. The hollow mask one was so very sweet. But Chad's diary was the ulitmate. The fact that he listed his shirt everyday had me in hysterics. The story was very cute too, but the shirt thing was so original!
Thanks for sharing.

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laurie_bunter October 8 2007, 02:51:52 UTC
Thanks. :) I'm glad you liked the dog collar bit. I have yet to read that in a fic, but then again I stay away from Bleach BDSM so I may be wrong. But really, that's what I first thought when I saw it! :)

Chad looks like a guy who would list down his shirts... :) It's the quiet guys who do the strangest things!

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laurie_bunter October 8 2007, 05:00:06 UTC
Oh, I'd always wanted to win the internet for a day. All the free pron and spam... hahaha.

Thanks for reading! XD

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Yay! bunnisteffi October 8 2007, 04:43:32 UTC
Mistake here: they need get a hotel room.

I think you missed out the 'to'.

Anotehr one: her collar, trying to turn shift around

Turn or shift?

I like Chad's diary (Innuendo's rather OOC for Ichigo, though who knows what he's actually thinking at times?). The way he adds what he wears at the start of every entry's interesting. Hahas. I've also always believed that Chad knows more about what's going on than Ichigo and Rukia realise themselves. And it ain't surprising to know that he actually doesn't like the Ishida-made shirt. Maybe only Orihime and Kon like ths stuff he designs...

Doesn't Chad know Kon? I always had the impression that he did...

'Kies. See ya!

Bunnisteffi

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Re: Yay! laurie_bunter October 8 2007, 05:05:12 UTC
*Ack!* (runs to edit out mistakes)

Thanks for pointing those typos out. I can get careless sometimes. :( It irritates me.

I added a little note at the end of the vignette. You're right; if you follow the anime Chad and Kon definitely know each other (due to the Bount arc.) But I've been going manga purist lately, so I ignored that! :)

Ack! Now back to real life... running errands suck.

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