Comments | laurie_bunter: By Any Other Name

laurie_bunter

By Any Other Name - 9

Oct 08, 2007 08:12

To start off the week right, I offer you vignettes. They've been siting in my computer for weeks.
Rated M (or Y) for safety as usual. Sexual innuendos and activity implied.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.

Ichigo always has a cache of dirty comebacks on the tip of his tongue. Quite a bit of lines were taken from chapters 201-202. Spoilers up to ( Read more... )

kon, chad, bleach, fanfiction, by any other name, ichiruki

Comments 37

thesoundofsisu October 8 2007, 05:37:08 UTC

Originally, my day sort of sucked. After reading these, however....It’s a Hollow.
Rukia, I haven’t seen you in months. That weak freak can wait. Right now, I am only interested in the Hollow between your thighs that I want to pierce and Moon Fang with my big-ass zapankutou.
(Zangetsu will not be amused the next time he talks to Ichigo.)
That’s the kind of man you have been in my heart, Ichigo!
If you keep me in your heart, can I get into your pants?....that was all priceless. You're awesome! *g*

laurie_bunter October 9 2007, 01:38:28 UTC

Thanks! I'm glad I helped make your sucky day a little better :)

ruukii October 8 2007, 14:22:24 UTC

Where did you get that ridiculously oversized zanpakutou?
Thanks, Renji. It boosts my self-confidence knowing that mine is bigger than yours. Not that I ever want to look at yours.

BULLS EYE!!! XDDDDDD LOL that was what i thought when Renji said these lines *rolling on floor laughing out loud like a mad person*

laurie_bunter October 9 2007, 01:41:39 UTC

Thanks. I'm glad someone else was thinking of THAT when Renji said those words *giggle*

Ah, Renji... just got to love him!

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laurie_bunter October 9 2007, 01:44:35 UTC

You know, I think that is the most perverted line I EVER wrote in my entire lifetime. I was blushing when I typed it.

Hahaha, I'm glad it's your favorite XD

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laurie_bunter October 9 2007, 02:25:09 UTC

I'm glad you liked the second one :) I really wanted to describe Rukia's feelings on the matter, aside from suggest at her latent sexuality.

The other two are crack-y, I'm kind of sorry I put Chad through the ordeal of observing his friends slowly having a go at each other; that's why I gave him Kon at the end XD

carefreeless October 8 2007, 23:49:31 UTC

HOLY FUCK, I LOVE YOU.
horny ichigo is just too much. XDD

laurie_bunter October 9 2007, 02:18:32 UTC

Thanks XD I'm glad Horny Ichigo meets your approval. It's pure crack but he is 16, after all.