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[lastpunchline]

So I found this book.

Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.

So, without further ado:

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[notschwann]

Whoa.

[lastpunchline]

And the award for eloquence goes to you.

[queenofplastics]

Duh. Nobody likes a fatass, but the super-skinny ones are totally gonna end up in rehab for barfing every time they eat. Guys like girls with boobs, not an effing skeleton or - hmm - whale.[playing it off coooool]

[lastpunchline]

You know a lot about what guys like, huh?

[queenofplastics]

That would be because I am what guys like.

[lastpunchline]

And confident, too.

[supergorgeous]

[torn between being glad he isn't in it and pissed that Jade isn't in it]

[whackanarche]

... catfight.

[lastpunchline]

You're a grown-up, use your words.

[whackanarche]

I would, if I had any other words to describe that.

[lastpunchline]

You're waiting for one, you want one, you see one? What?

[child_radical]

Cultist?

[lastpunchline]

Say no to cults, kid.

[child_radical]

I'm going to ignore that and move onto deducing who would possibly be so damn spiteful to create something like this. Not that it'll take much guessing.