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[lastpunchline]

So I found this book.

Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.

So, without further ado:

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[voice]

[tight_latex]

How petty. On both ends.

[voice]

[lastpunchline]

You shouldn't judge too much, Laurie.

[voice]

[tight_latex]

Pot calling the kettle black, Blake.

[voice]

[lastpunchline]

Same fireplace, sweetheart.

[sword_boy]

Huh... Do you mind if I get a physical look at that book? I wouldn't mind tracking down the original writers of this book.

[lastpunchline]

Doesn't bother me. Go ahead.

[sword_boy]

Thank you~!

Those despicable little gossips insulting my friends are going to pay for this libel~!

[lastpunchline]

Sure thing, kid.

[incendite]

Pretty sure I can guess who it might belong to.

[lastpunchline]

Might want to let them know.

[incendite]

I could. But I think I like watchin' 'em scramble better.

[theshockvalue]

What the hell is a hobag?

[lastpunchline]

My teenage girl isn't that good.

[theshockvalue]

Ditto.

I mean, a douchebag I get. Douches have bags. That one...weird.

[lastpunchline]

So are seventeen year olds.

[harmoniae]

What terrible things to say about people.

[lastpunchline]

Yeah, some people are real assholes.

[harmoniae]

I suppose... I hope no one thinks they're all true.

[lastpunchline]

You think someone's that dumb?