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So I found this book.
Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.
So, without further ado:
: freaking insane cultist (say no to cults, kid.)
: SLUT. Will bang anyone and probably has AIDS (I got the number of some guys that want to meet up.)
: Compensating for failed family life. Eternal loser Has a funny chink face. (Is this kid still around?)
: Whale (I didn't know whale came in midget)
: Lesbian (Hey, there are worse things people can be. Which brings me to the next guy in this book...)
: Faggot (see. like that.)
: Faggot. Crappy fashion sense. (Or that. Whoever wrote this masterpiece at least has eyes.)
: Fag hair. Sleeps with her brother (What is up with the pink, girl?)
: Pothead (say no to drugs, kids)
: Fugly twig legs. Anorexic (I think someone here's jealous.)
: Tries to hard. Fat hobag (Do you hate fat chicks or skinny ones? Make up your minds.)
So, anyone want to fess up? I'd say I'll take cash for not sharing, but sorry, the sharing part was too much fun.
[ooc: Yes, he made an addition and some editing]
Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.
So, without further ado:
: freaking insane cultist (say no to cults, kid.)
: SLUT. Will bang anyone and probably has AIDS (I got the number of some guys that want to meet up.)
: Compensating for failed family life. Eternal loser Has a funny chink face. (Is this kid still around?)
: Whale (I didn't know whale came in midget)
: Lesbian (Hey, there are worse things people can be. Which brings me to the next guy in this book...)
: Faggot (see. like that.)
: Faggot. Crappy fashion sense. (Or that. Whoever wrote this masterpiece at least has eyes.)
: Fag hair. Sleeps with her brother (What is up with the pink, girl?)
: Pothead (say no to drugs, kids)
: Fugly twig legs. Anorexic (I think someone here's jealous.)
: Tries to hard. Fat hobag (Do you hate fat chicks or skinny ones? Make up your minds.)
So, anyone want to fess up? I'd say I'll take cash for not sharing, but sorry, the sharing part was too much fun.
[ooc: Yes, he made an addition and some editing]