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[lastpunchline]

So I found this book.

Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.

So, without further ado:

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[adamantined]

Whale?

[lastpunchline]

Have you let yourself go recently?

[adamantined]

Yeah, and I recently developed a blowhole on the top of my head and a song to communicate with others of my kind.

[lastpunchline]

Hope that works out for you. I hear that teenage girl is a hard language to pick up.

audio;

[has_espn]

[SNORTS and just doesn't... get that it's their Burn Book... sob] That's funny.

audio;

[lastpunchline]

[Oh, Karen]

I live to keep people laughing.

audio; I LOLED BTW

[has_espn]

You know you should be a comedian.

audio; /WIN

[lastpunchline]

People have told me.

voice;

[riderjacked]

Ehh?!

[lastpunchline]

I'm just the messenger.

[riderjacked]

But-- who would write something like this?

[lastpunchline]

Probably a teenage girl. Pissed any of those off recently?

[lastpunchline]

You're not supposed to admit those kinds of things, but, you know. Who am I to judge.

[lastpunchline]

Makes people think you're a little slow.

[jackstoflirt]

Eh?! Where did you get that kind of book?

[lastpunchline]

On the street, where all the best literature happens to float on by.

[jackstoflirt]

Aah, those descriptions are a little bit untrue though, aren't they? I'm pretty sure Ryoutarou isn't like that.

And those girls look just fine to me.

[lastpunchline]

Hey, I'm not making any judgments here.