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[lastpunchline]

So I found this book.

Figure it belongs to someone, but as there's no name in it, I figure I should just read out what it says on the inside. I mean, after all, I'd hate for someone to be missing something important.

So, without further ado:

Comments

[adamantined]

Whale?

[lastpunchline]

Have you let yourself go recently?

[adamantined]

Yeah, and I recently developed a blowhole on the top of my head and a song to communicate with others of my kind.

[lastpunchline]

Hope that works out for you. I hear that teenage girl is a hard language to pick up.

[adamantined]

I thought I dropped it. It doesn't make much sense to me, which must be why this whole thing doesn't make sense to me.

[lastpunchline]

Hey, I'm just relaying the facts.

[adamantined]

And probably waiting for the resulting cat fight.

[lastpunchline]

People do good deeds, they deserve rewards.

[adamantined]

Your reward for this is just going to be some bored, shrieking girl screaming in your ear about it. Congratulations and enjoy.

[lastpunchline]

You think I don't know that?

Just because I'm old doesn't make me stupid. Just makes me better able to laugh.

[adamantined]

Well. I'm glad you've got a nice sense of humor about things.

[lastpunchline]

It keeps you good and sane.

[adamantined]

I don't really know about the sane part. Or the good part.

[lastpunchline]

Just keep from shooting people and you'll be fine.

[adamantined]

Thanks for the advice.

[lastpunchline]

It's free until it's not.