Okay, that made my day better.

[lassarina]

Using the Random Romance Novel Title Generator (this is relevant to my interests, for NaNoWriMo!), I get the following

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[owlmoose]

Oh, this is far too entertaining for a late evening at work.

Best gem so far: The Nordic Sadist's Depraved Feminist

[lassarina]

that's...that's...genius. omg.

*also dies at icon*

[sister_coyote]

The Indian Knight's Robust Automaton

Oh my, that would make an awesome steampunk romance.

[deadshrimpblues]

He was the Rajah's most loyal servant, trained in the art of warfare.

She was the acrobatic clockwork harem girl, designed for acts of the Kama Sutra humans could never undertake.

When they met, sparks flew.

[deadshrimpblues]

Okay I'm seriously writing this now, it's no longer even a joke. This is so pathetic.

[lassarina]

by "this is so pathetic" you definitely mean "this is so awesome," right?

[a_leprechaun]

How about:

The Turkish Paper Company Sales Representative's Bodacious Secretary

OMG WHUT

[lassarina]

that's fabulous. OMG. Bodacious secretary? when did we regress to the 80's?

[lassarina]

Ha. I might write the Maltese Outlaw one.

[rosa_heartlily]

I rather like 'The Venusian Executive's Bodacious Model' :D

[lassarina]

that's AWESOME and kills me.