Okay, that made my day better.

[lassarina]

Using the Random Romance Novel Title Generator (this is relevant to my interests, for NaNoWriMo!), I get the following:

The Gaelic Communications Major's Supine Prisoner* (This is super hilarious to me)
The Viking Merchant's Unwilling Girl Friday
The Maltese Outlaw's Virgin Love-Slave
The Samoan Sheik's Reluctant Mistress
The Indian Knight's Robust Automaton

This can clearly provide me with hours of ridiculous entertainment.

Link courtesy of dragovianknight.