So this happened.

Sorry I don't keep this updated anymore, folks (if anybody's even still out there). It's chore enough getting out of bed the past few months. I'm a miserable sad fuck, so it's best to just be quiet and not go on at length in public about being a miserable sad fuck.

New story is up! Yes, I occasionally remember to update this thing!

Random thought of the day: If they are going to play two movies on fucking loop on IFC, I'm glad they've picked Fight Club and Kill Bill.

Huh, forgot this thing existed for a bit.

I sold another story to Lightspeed! My third pro sale. Which means I am Officially Pro'd The Fuck Out and get to join SFWA and all those other Super-Speshul things. It took less than a year and I am blaming Clarion for all of my luck.

Hope everybody is getting on with the business of life in good

Burn the world down. All of it. It'll go up like a fucking tire fire.

Strange Horizons story is now also out. Double-boom.

It's out. Boom.

Hope everyone is having a rad holiday. Sold a story last week to Strange Horizons, so that definitely made my Christmas adequate. One more pro sale and it's SFWA-town for me.

(Amusingly enough the Fantasy/Lightspeed story I sold back in August and this one are both going up in February. Leave it to me to accidentally flood the market.)

Friends, do me a favour. Click this, fast-forward to 4:35, and watch as reality fucking melts. Wow. Kubrick is wishing he had filmed that shot from some ethereal plane.