If you aren't too busy squishing everything in sight and feeding it to your petrol powered baby do you mind if I ask you a legal question and then run away without paying?
Tis for a friend of mine who would really appreciate the help.

FB gives me the creeps, however I'm fed up with not being able to read the stupid thing so I've started a page for my peace lily.
Do not be surprised if it friends you (and since when is friend a verb anyway?)

Not an Ellie related post in point of fact but musings on the strange phenomenon of the British accent ( Read more... )

Is it rude to sign with your hands full?

01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me ( Read more... )

I put the balloon lampshade cover into its dye bath on saturday and then ran it through the wash overnight ( Read more... )

I need a name tag ( Read more... )

Richard has been very impressive and painted the nursery and now justly feels the need to show off about its imminent glories.
He has, however, forgotten some bits.
Yes tis true the walls are willow green (except where they're white) and will soon be stencilled with dancing goblin-imp-fairy things.
And yes we have purchased an amazing grassy rug with ( Read more... )

As we were driving home with a carload of painty things for the nursery, our radio merrily spouting "Always look on the bright side of life" we passed a young lady washing her car ( Read more... )

I was taking Ellie home from baby ballet (no, really) when I droped in to W.H.Smiths in search of magazines.
Along with the sensible infant related periodicals (yes I know baby eats life but one was Green Parent and the other had a free recipe book) I got a copy of the special edition rerelease of my favourite comic from childhood (you could keep ( Read more... )