In honor of my having to work Christmas Eve and Day:

The Twelve Days of Crackmess

12 months probation
11 pipers huffin'
10 counts of larceny
9 plastic baggies
8 bogus names
7 pit bull puppies
6 packs of Newport's
5 golden teeth
4 kids on welfare
3 stolen steaks
2 crack pipes
And a trip to the county jail.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AK'S/AR'S/ AND NAGANTS ( Read more... )

Not mine, but very true ( Read more... )

C ontainment
A rea for
R elocating
Y ankees

Couldn't be more true...

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“Heaven is where the police are English, the cooks are French,
the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian
and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English,
the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss,
and everything is organized by the Italians."

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning . . . uphill BOTH ways ( Read more... )

I worked with this guy when I was on second platoon. Really nice guy, and very excited about doing the job ( Read more... )

To: All Law Enforcement Agencies ( Read more... )

Today was a good day at work. Mostly because I spent it all on the range and got to leave an hour early. I got qualified with my duty weapon and my off-duty/backup weapons. Somehow I managed to shoot a better score with my 2" Airlite .38 than I did with the 9mm HK. Go figure ( Read more... )