A Crackhead Christmas

Dec 25, 2008 21:30

In honor of my having to work Christmas Eve and Day:

The Twelve Days of Crackmess

12 months probation
11 pipers huffin'
10 counts of larceny
9 plastic baggies
8 bogus names
7 pit bull puppies
6 packs of Newport's
5 golden teeth
4 kids on welfare
3 stolen steaks
2 crack pipes
And a trip to the county jail.

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miss_adventure December 26 2008, 14:02:28 UTC
I just sang along.

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nishar December 26 2008, 14:09:15 UTC
How true. lol

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eako2107 December 26 2008, 18:25:30 UTC
So true.

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10_96 August 19 2009, 23:38:12 UTC
Hello-
I was wondering how you were doing. It's funny how everyone's lives have changed so much here... Take care..

Ever feel like talking to a complete stranger feel free to call me.. 574-876-5417.

My name is still Jenn.

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huni valbrembo anonymous February 15 2011, 16:00:00 UTC
Hello ( ... )

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