you know there’s nowhere else

i’ve wanted to be

than be there when you need me

EAT ME

HERE is my horoscope. For both today and tomorrow (Friday ( Read more... )

This is really juvenile but I pee'd my pants (like actually pee'd) when I saw it.

Please go to Google and type in "Farting Pastor."

Then click on the first link and...well...enjoy yourselves...

Shit.

I won't apologize for who I am ( Read more... )

Allow me to say (and I don't care if you read this and make it come back to bite me in the ass--it is a PUBLIC entry...meaning you CAN read it), anyway allow me to say that I am really disappointed in you. Sadly disappointed. They say it's really tough for a parent to lose trust in their kids, but they never said anything about how hard it would be ( Read more... )

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire ( Read more... )

Let me just take this opportunity to finally complain about my retarded back ( Read more... )

As of right now I am attempting to stop doing other people's dirty work for them ( Read more... )

so ive definitely decided that this ice storm is ( Read more... )