What do you do with a drunken dietitian-in-training early in the morning?
Apparently you educate people on sources of fibre and dance a lot. And good times were had by all. Poor glazed_over08 got a series of drunken texts from me that apparently were pretty coherent, which I thought was pretty impressive. What is much less coherent is the lovely drunken post below. I was debating on whether to post it or not, but it's pretty entertaining so here you go.
HELLO MY BABIEZ. I'M TRYONG NOT TO RESPELL THINGS BUT I AIN'T NECESSARILY WORKING. YWEAH.
HARRY. TAKE MY WAIST. HOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAJH.
Wowm, Rodeger davies has baaaaad hair. It's so long and icky. Why does evryone have bad hair in this movie?! eWwwww! Make it stop! Beard beetles = groooooos. I wish to proclaim my undying love to mistful. SPIN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY ELF. Ueah, dop tje hippogriff. Worst dance scene ever! Ugh, I shouldn't be letting myself post. MUhahahahah. You'll still res[eect me pater, rgiht? Muahahah. franz Ferdinand eould have nbee the best Wyrd Sistrerz ever! wHY didn't they let them!? I'm soooooooo saaaaaaaaad. Ahahahahaha.
I hate emmea watxon! sooooooo ,much! Seriously, why did they cast her! She was prettu good in the first mobvie, bue since then? jeeeeeeez! y'lnow who else i love? jason issacs! Yeaaaaaaaah! Sexy hair, man!
I'm lookin at some fine sexy girls right now. Joeri's moolesting my cat (hahaha, moooolesting), Tara is moolettsing her pillow, Catherine is just hawt, and Mellie Lou is ma hero (bELIEEEEEVE THAT MAGIC WOOOOOOOOOOORKS DON'T BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAID OF BEING HUUUUUUUUuruuuuuurt!). i AM A SMARY GIRL.
The girls wwant me to type that they are saying'BALLZ' and 'penii' a ;lot. Cuz they bve awesome. Ewwwww. "What's that? His wrist, or his penii?" Ahahahahaha. Ballllzzzz. Eww. Crzazy girls. Bahahahaa.
I"m so going to regret this tomorrow. "Neville just lost his virginity! gagaggagahaahhaa!' oh fear, the bath scene is coming! Weeveryone's favourite! Yaaaaaaaaay! The rules of our dirnking game are 'every time a gay joke could conceivablly be made'. It is the awesome. Ewwww, I HATE EMMA WATSON DIE BITCH DIE NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOUR HAIR ISN'T BUSY, YOU AREN'T BITCHY ENOUDH, YOU'RE STYPUD AND YOU WEAR PINK. NBIIIIIIIIIITCH.
Aahhhahaa. Okay, ima going to go to bed so i don't embarrass myself further. WHheeeeeee/ though i might write some fic that i woouldn't write if i was sober. eeheehee. g'niiiiight, naked harry potter!
After this, I wrote the beginnings of a new Harry Potter fic in the style of my very first fic ever, 'While Fighting the Basilisk'. It's, um, lovely. It's actually the third in the 'series', if you can call it that. Tara asked me what style it was, and I came up with 'run-on bizarre' or 'sorta stream of consciousness on crack'. S'pretty awesome. Sigh.
I finally got to watch 'Evolution of the Daleks'. My verdict? Meh. It had some exciting moments, and, being me, I got all teary-eyed at the dancer/pig slave love story and the emo!Ten, but I dislike Daleks so much that I couldn't get into it. I already ranted at poor denorios so I won't get into it, but Martha is kind of dull. Character development now plzplz kthxbye. Ow, my brain just imploded from typing that. Owww.
Off to consume tuna rice rolls and watch sappy Miyazaki movies. Looooove.
HELLO MY BABIEZ. I'M TRYONG NOT TO RESPELL THINGS BUT I AIN'T NECESSARILY WORKING. YWEAH.
HARRY. TAKE MY WAIST. HOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAJH.
Wowm, Rodeger davies has baaaaad hair. It's so long and icky. Why does evryone have bad hair in this movie?! eWwwww! Make it stop! Beard beetles = groooooos. I wish to proclaim my undying love to mistful. SPIN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY ELF. Ueah, dop tje hippogriff. Worst dance scene ever! Ugh, I shouldn't be letting myself post. MUhahahahah. You'll still res[eect me pater, rgiht? Muahahah. franz Ferdinand eould have nbee the best Wyrd Sistrerz ever! wHY didn't they let them!? I'm soooooooo saaaaaaaaad. Ahahahahaha.
I hate emmea watxon! sooooooo ,much! Seriously, why did they cast her! She was prettu good in the first mobvie, bue since then? jeeeeeeez! y'lnow who else i love? jason issacs! Yeaaaaaaaah! Sexy hair, man!
I'm lookin at some fine sexy girls right now. Joeri's moolesting my cat (hahaha, moooolesting), Tara is moolettsing her pillow, Catherine is just hawt, and Mellie Lou is ma hero (bELIEEEEEVE THAT MAGIC WOOOOOOOOOOORKS DON'T BE AFRAAAAAAAAAAID OF BEING HUUUUUUUUuruuuuuurt!). i AM A SMARY GIRL.
The girls wwant me to type that they are saying'BALLZ' and 'penii' a ;lot. Cuz they bve awesome. Ewwwww. "What's that? His wrist, or his penii?" Ahahahahaha. Ballllzzzz. Eww. Crzazy girls. Bahahahaa.
I"m so going to regret this tomorrow. "Neville just lost his virginity! gagaggagahaahhaa!' oh fear, the bath scene is coming! Weeveryone's favourite! Yaaaaaaaaay! The rules of our dirnking game are 'every time a gay joke could conceivablly be made'. It is the awesome. Ewwww, I HATE EMMA WATSON DIE BITCH DIE NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOUR HAIR ISN'T BUSY, YOU AREN'T BITCHY ENOUDH, YOU'RE STYPUD AND YOU WEAR PINK. NBIIIIIIIIIITCH.
Aahhhahaa. Okay, ima going to go to bed so i don't embarrass myself further. WHheeeeeee/ though i might write some fic that i woouldn't write if i was sober. eeheehee. g'niiiiight, naked harry potter!
After this, I wrote the beginnings of a new Harry Potter fic in the style of my very first fic ever, 'While Fighting the Basilisk'. It's, um, lovely. It's actually the third in the 'series', if you can call it that. Tara asked me what style it was, and I came up with 'run-on bizarre' or 'sorta stream of consciousness on crack'. S'pretty awesome. Sigh.
I finally got to watch 'Evolution of the Daleks'. My verdict? Meh. It had some exciting moments, and, being me, I got all teary-eyed at the dancer/pig slave love story and the emo!Ten, but I dislike Daleks so much that I couldn't get into it. I already ranted at poor denorios so I won't get into it, but Martha is kind of dull. Character development now plzplz kthxbye. Ow, my brain just imploded from typing that. Owww.
Off to consume tuna rice rolls and watch sappy Miyazaki movies. Looooove.