GFP: "The worst thing about playing Chelsea is having to listen to Mourinho afterwards."
I wonder how much he bitched after they lost out to Liverpool yesterday. Heeheehee. Heeeeee. I was delirious with happy for a while after that. I hadn't even been watching the match, but dad called and said it was going to penalties, so I raced to the tv and freaked out during the whole thing. It was a little excessive, considering neither of them are my team (though I do profess myself a Scanc at heart), but I hate penalties sooooo much! I like them because they're exciting, but they drive my poor nerves crazy! You should have seen me during the World Cup final, I was a mess! Not to mention the England/Portugal game, but we just don't talk about that anymore. Anyway, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TO NOT LET TODAY'S MATCH COME TO PENALTIES PLEASE PLEASE I WILL DIE.
Uuugh, I have such nerves! I wish I had someone to watch with! Someone invent a teleporter right this instant so I can have all my football-inclined flisters with me! Now! *clutches mrs_isaacs and the rest* I shall curl into a tiny ball and whimper the entire ninety minutes. Though that might turn to flailing rage if BigHairedBoi gets put on, especially if it's in place of Smudge. HEADS WILL ROLL. We should make a community dedicated to hating him. Wouldn't that be a good time? A place to vent the rage against the stupid little boy who continues to play because Fergie is evidently INSANE. Incoherent rage! Woot!
Er, maybe if I actually ate something I'd be less melodramatic. But where would the fun in that be?
COME ON, UNITED BOYS, BEAT THE PANTS OFF THOSE SILLY ITALIANS WHO I ACTUALLY LOVE VERY MUCH DON'T KILL ME mrs_isaacs AND GIVE ME REASON TO RUN AROUND WITH A SILLY GRIN ON MY FACE ALL DAY LONG NOT THAT I REALLY NEED A REASON KTHXBYE
*wrings hands like an old maid*
ETA: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THERE IS HOCKEY ON INSTEAD OF THE GAME! HOCKEY! I @%$#(^&)&$%^ HATE HOCKEY! WHERE! ARE! MY! BOYS! YOU'D BETTER FINISH THAT GAME IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES OR I KILL! KIIIIIIIIIIIILL! *murderous rage* It would probably help if I knew how many minutes were in a period in hockey... so what if it's my national game, I HATE IT. BOOOO.
Hahaha, the commentator just said 'the neutral zone'. HAHAHA. Oh hockey, you think you're so cool...
Noooooooooooooooo, a time out! No time outs allowed! Get back on there and lose, Slovakia! Hurry up! Just let the adorable little Canadian boys skate all over you and lose! IF YOU SCORE, I WILL KILL YOU ALL. NO OVERTIME. NO OVERTIME ALLOWED. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
If I were pressed to have an opinion, this is actually kind of an exciting game. If I were pressed.
HURRY UP AND TAKE THAT FACE-OFF WAAAAAAY DOWN THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ICE SO WE WIN AND YOU CAN GIVE ME CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. DOOO IIIIIITT!
You have got to be kidding me. Twenty seconds left, and they call ANOTHER TIME OUT. AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I HATE HOCKEY!
Yaaaaaaaay, it's done! No, no commercial breaks! GIVE ME FOOTBALL OR TASTE MY WRATH.
Aww, I thought it was Gerry and Craig, but it's some stupid hockey guys. Whoa, creepy, they even sound like them! Stop that! Give me my commentator OTP!
Okay, finally! It's ooooooooooooooooon! *sings along badly to Champions League theme* YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!