Lady: I'm going to apply my bookkeeping skills to our ebay records. the fact that they don't bill us from the 1st of the month makes it even messier, but I'm a superhero ( Read more... )

Lady: I can still feel the cold medicine in my system.
hate that
leaving soon

God-King: Dice safe
Ohhhh! I need one. A dice safe! Thank you, Swype.

Lady: psh. I'm gonna chop my onions recklessly

God-King: Your first thought wasn't dice that you roll? I'm sorry, I think we need to see other people.

Lady: The Kinglet had a fit in the dr's office. (9:55AM)

Lady: I got sushi. (10:10AM)

Lady: I'm pregnant. (10:14AM)

Lady: Sigh. (10:20AM)

Lady: Hello? Coming home? (11:03AM)

TGK:? (11:03AM)

TGK:? (11:03AM)

TGK: Please be kidding. (11:03AM)

Lady: No. Sorry. (11:04AM)

Lady: I did buy sushi. (11:04AM)

TGK: Seriously bad joke. (11:05AM)

lady: ham and cheese and turkey pastrami and peanuts and crackers did not ease the ache in my soul. maybe these cookies will help.

God-King: Did my email about the duck not help?

lady: while cute, no, the duck did not ease my soul.

lady: the cookies came closet

Godking: The cookies came out of the closet?

Godking: Well, good for them.

ladytairngire: god help ,me ( Read more... )

richlayers appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in. You can also send a message to richlayers's mobile phone ( Read more... )

ladytairngire: huzzah! 251!  I went grocery shopping AND met my wordcount quota
ladytairngire: AND wrote in my blog
ladytairngire: but
ladytairngire: I just realized
ladytairngire: I forgot to put the groceries away.
ladytairngire: SuperMom FAIL

1:58pm Lady:

k

1:58pm Kevin B.:

yeah,

1:58pm Lady:

i mean kay.

1:58pm Kevin B.

no,no

K

2:00pm Lady:

haha, so

The Kinglet had his first karate class

2:00pm Lady:

and the instructor was like

raise your left leg

2:00pm Lady:

and all the other kids raised the right leg

but the Kinglet raised his left

and the instructor said

"That's right"

and the Kinglet said

"No, ( Read more... )

ladytairngire: IT'S ALL A METAPHOR ( Read more... )

richlayers: what ( Read more... )