inappropriate late-night three-way conversations

Apr 07, 2011 08:12

ladytairngire: IT'S ALL A METAPHOR

richlayers: for vaginas

ladytairngire: yeah but
richlayers: magical vaginas

ladytairngire: isnt' EVERYTHING a metaphor for vaginas?

ladytairngire: except maybe
ladytairngire: sky scrapers
ladytairngire: and sports cars

richlayers: the washington monument

ladytairngire: but those are just metaphors for the QUEST for vaginas
ladytairngire: magical ones.

richlayers: LMAO
richlayers: huh
richlayers: you know when you're right you're right

ladytairngire: is this another one of those conversations i would have to friends-lock if I posted it on my blog? cuz
ladytairngire: I'm finding it fascinating and amusing.
ladytairngire: but, then again
ladytairngire: vaginas.
ladytairngire: fascinating and amusing.

richlayers: you don't have to lock it on account of me

ladytairngire: as opposed to penises

richlayers: don't forget magical

ladytairngire: which are just entertaining and amusing

richlayers: lol
richlayers: so true

ladytairngire: little shrinky-dinks
ladytairngire: watch 'em grow!
ladytairngire: share 'em with your friends!
ladytairngire: throw 'em at a wall and watch them splatter
ladytairngire: and crawl down
ladytairngire: yes, I know you don't throw shrinky-dinks at the wall tom
ladytairngire: I'm just rolling with it

richlayers: what are those things that you do that with though?

ladytairngire: wacky wall walkers - haha

richlayers: because we've now covered product placement

ladytairngire: i just asked tom the same question

richlayers: do they grow?
richlayers: or is that still about penises?

ladytairngire: no, but they're sticky
ladytairngire: I don't know. it worked in my head
ladytairngire: because I think they're amusing at the same level
ladytairngire: except, well

richlayers: it worked in my head too

ladytairngire: penises are more versatile than THAT
ladytairngire: wall walkers are kind of a one-trick pony
ladytairngire: throw. splat. dribble. fall. repeat.
ladytairngire: oh, wait
ladytairngire: that IS kind of similar.
ladytairngire: *cracks self up*

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