Sumerian Finance

Feb 07, 2014 12:01

Lady: I'm going to apply my bookkeeping skills to our ebay records. the fact that they don't bill us from the 1st of the month makes it even messier, but I'm a superhero.

Tom GodKing: Yay, Bookkeepero! Bookkeepia? The Accounter. Oh oh. Number Cruncher

Lady: Keeper of Books. Hello.

TGK: That doesn't sound like a superhero though. That sounds like a code name for the guy Batman goes to at WayneCorp to do his taxes. And he always says, "Look just call me Tim, okay?"

Lady: no, it sounds like a sacred office in an ancient temple. In the same union as Key Master and Gate Keeper. It's a Very Important Job

TGK: So you're saying you do Zuul's taxes?

Lady: no, but I help Zuul organize his receipts. and manage his accounts payable and receivable and his payroll.

TGK: Control his marshmallow purchases

Lady: Well, I can't control. That's what management is for. I can only advise.

keeper of books, chat scripts, i heart nerds

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