No. Cause I didn't see THAT coming.

I might be in love with Meghan McCain a little bit today:

Kiss my fat ass

...Mehgan McCain is FAT? Holy Jesus.

Jimmy Dean SOSIGCH* is for Southern People to eat...

Edit thanks to Rev. molius

THANKS WBCN! >.

I can has beer.

Homemade beer.

I took a little sip. To see if it was done so I can start bottling.

I got buzzed.

WHOOOOO

I'M GOING TO THE GIANTS/BENGALS GAME!!!!

fails.

clearly.

Good going, dummy.

On multiple fronts.

and once again - I have the plague. Outstanding.

THE BOSS happened to think it was a waste of my time, and told me not to do it. I'm not her goddamned accountant, that's their job. IF THE BOSS told me not to do it, I'm not doing, I don't really give a flying fuck that YOU think it's not an unreasonalbe request ( Read more... )

...I need a picture of a poodle.