I have been watching Glee since the asshole who stole 57K from my work lent me the DVDs. I enjoyed the first season, watching these kids grow from whimpering little nothings into developed characters ( Read more... )

To the Toyota Camry with the Jesus fish that almost killed me,

Just because the song asks Jesus to take the wheel, it does NOT mean you can take your hands off the wheel to text someone!

Me.

To begin my story, I learned today that Walt Disney is a thief, stealing Mickey from his partner (yes, that's the bastardization of the story but it sounds more entertaining that way). The creator of Mickey Mouse was Ub Iwerks. I have a friend on Facebook who uses a famous picture of Iwerks (at his desk with a drawing of Mickey) for his Profile ( Read more... )

I wish I was British ( Read more... )

Today I gave you up ( Read more... )

Jesus in a race car, SNL has gotten worse ( Read more... )

I'm happy. I'm in a good relationship (albeit long distance and semi lonely).

So why is it I keep dreaming about a married friend?

Last night I had one of the strangest dreams in my life.

I fell into the future. and it was a future run by penguins.

Like seriously Penguins had conquered humanity.

They were our masters.

I tried to escape from them, but I was captured.

Any ideas what it might mean?

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So about 6 years ago I was trying to cheer a friend up when I went chair surfing. By this I mean I tipped the chair so the legs were pointing up and the underside of the seat was where I could put my feet. I got up on a stack and fell off hitting the side of my right thigh. This caused a bruise and caused so much pain that I could barely stand it. ( Read more... )