"Your ex-girlfriend's mother, who you barely knew and met only sporadically under impromptu and unfortunate circumstances, and who you havent seen in well over three months because of your bitterly-ended relationship with her daughter, has died. How do you FEEL ( Read more... )

I thought a bit about this last night, and it seemed good enough to try and write a short post about it ( Read more... )

I'M ON TV ( Read more... )

What have I been doing for the past month?

Having the time of my life.

I've met someone.

So, let's just go with the idea here that I am still a teenager. I am. I'm nineteen. A female's body does not stop growing and changing until she is at least mid-twenties. I've got plenty of hormones and chemicals screaming through my vessels and muscles and brain ( Read more... )

"How do you measure the value of 1 animal's life? I used to stomp snails while walking to school back when I was a kid. Is that different than stomping kitties? Are cats more alive than snails? Where do you draw the line? You see hundreds of people grieve when a whale beaches itself, but nobody cares about the sand crabs that are crushed underfoot ( Read more... )

I just got broked up wif.

I has a tired and not quite registering it yet sad.

Repentance, i.e., heartfelt sorrow with the firm purpose of sinning no more.

So, Bristol season is coming up, and I need to get some things off my chest. Because I feel guilty, and ashamed, and also a bit self-righteous. I want to save face, too. This isn't an altruistic act, by any means.

There may be a certain amount of animosty attached to my name ( Read more... )

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Holy Mary mother of God.

It's.... ( Read more... )

This is interesting. A newish twist on an old scam. And so, so stupid. Heh.

BEWARE OF NIGERIA SCAMMERS

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:51 AM

From:

"Mr.Baba Gana Kingibe" Add sender to Contacts

To:
undisclosed-recipients ATTENTION:SIR/MADAM

THIS IS THE SECRETARY TO THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,HOW ( Read more... )

Well, blast it all ( Read more... )